Hot Zito
Hot Zito by OneHotZito July 31, 2017
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Barry Zito Money
To preform jobs and tasks extremely poor and still get rewarded with large quantities of money. These tasks are often extremely easy and are often uncompleted, and no matter what you can never lose your job.
Barry Zito Money by LivingTribunal November 22, 2010
Baby Zito
A scum bag that is unemployed and sits around in his underwear all day smoking pot and eating chips, then attends metro rave clubs by night. Baby Zito's are also notorious blade riders.
Barry Zito
The act of "Barry Zito-ing" involves inserting an erect penis into an anus, whether the anus is male or female is of no consequence. The origin of "Barry Zito-ing" comes from Major League Baseball pitcher Barry Zito, and what he does to a girl to "cleanse" himself following a bad game. As cited in an interview with the "Make a Wish" Foundation, Barry Zito goes out after a bad game and fucks a girl in the ass. This concludes the definition of "Barry Zito-ing".
"So I was Barry Zito-ing this girl the other night."
"I hope she gets Barry-Zito-ed by a homeless man in a dark alley for being such a bitch."
"I hope she gets Barry-Zito-ed by a homeless man in a dark alley for being such a bitch."
Barry Zito by adam................ May 28, 2008
Zitoed
To grossly over pay for something and get nothing in return. To waste your money. To get ripped-off big time.
As in Giants starting pitcher Barry Zito. $126 million dollars, 0-6 with a 7.83 ERA, demoted to middle reliever. As in the single worst free agent signing in the history of organized baseball.
As in Giants starting pitcher Barry Zito. $126 million dollars, 0-6 with a 7.83 ERA, demoted to middle reliever. As in the single worst free agent signing in the history of organized baseball.