Butthole Wizzard 

The (male) master of all buttholes.

Person 1: Goodness that kid Mack is a total butthole wizzard, did you hear about what he did to Nick last Febuary?
Person 2: Yeah dude, I always thought Andrew and James were bigger butthole wizzards but after last Febuary Mayack is definitely the biggest of them all.
Person 1: Whatever, I can't believe Nick would let Mack do that to him!
Person 2: Well come on, Nick is a hot piece of ass.

Butthole Wizzard by Brother Elk April 30, 2011

Piss Wizzard 

One who can consume large quantities of alchohol but still remain lucid

Gazza: timmo's the Piss Wizzard in the group hes a slab deep and could still fool the bouncer

Piss Wizzard by PissMagic December 8, 2017

awake the wizzard brewing 

how do women have kids they must have some sort of wizzard inside them

girl you gotta awake the wizzard brewing

awake the wizzard brewing by SKRRR SKKRR JACKSON March 11, 2023

Wang wizard 

A person who is highly skilled at performing fellatio.

Maria is the best girlfriend I've ever had. She's cute, kind, fun and most importantly, an eager wang wizard!

Wang wizard by Chad Apollo February 25, 2018

The Wonderful Wizard of Oz 

1900 Fantasy novel written by American author L. Frank Baum, it is said to be inspired by the gold and silver standard at the time.

A young Kansas farm girl is swept away by a tornado and magically transported to an exotic far away land of magic, witches and wizards.

Written for American children who could understand it and relate to it better than older European fairy tales. Over the years it has been claimed as the first true American fairy tale, and to this day is regarded as one the greatest novels ever written.

It is book one of a long series of following Oz books (Thirteen sequels), and has been adapted to screen and stage multiple times including the famous 1939 movie "The Wizard of Oz" starring Judy Garland and Broadway's smash hit musical "Wicked" starring Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenoweth.

"We're off the see the wizard, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz!"

The Wonderful Wizard of Oz by Deter Dan April 10, 2017

Rusty Wizard 

Shoving a Flare Into Someones Ass.

"Man, I just gave him a Rusty Wizard ."

Rusty Wizard by Archipelagoes June 17, 2015

i put on my wizard hat 

Made famous by the Bash.org Top 100 list, "I put on my robe and my wizard hat" refers to the fake cyber sex dialogues of BloodNinja.

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

i put on my wizard hat by Melissa Mouse May 18, 2005