Getting Waltered

v- Getting so immensely intoxicated you begin to act similar to a hillbilly named Walter of the woods of Andover, CT

Bro 1: "Dude its Ben and Brendan's 21st birthday this weekend."

Bro 2: "Yeah I know everyone is gonna be getting waltered"

Getting Waltered by TimetogetWaltered December 30, 2011

mobile waterbed 

A fat chick you find for desprate sex. You take her camping with you, so no one will view your mounting of her. Except natures animals, and they do not judge.

I was so hard up for some lovin.. I went "Hoggin" and found me a take. We went camping and she was my "mobile waterbed".

mobile waterbed by The Jerk Meister January 24, 2009

Waterbed Ass 

An ass, that resembles a waterbed when slapped. For example jiggles and ripples and does not resemble a quality ass.

Did you see the ripples on that waterbed ass? I would never tap an ass like that.

Waterbed Ass by Chadgini June 28, 2012

waterdud 

waterdud is a nice guy. He hates himself but is nice to everyone.

waterdud is friends with everyone

waterdud by reeeeeeeeeceeeeeeeeel September 11, 2021

waterbed people 

people who own or enjoy any or all of the following items; a waterbed, a pet reptile or spider, glow in the dark posters, a blacklight, crystal figurines of mystical figures like unicorns wizards etc., eagle tee shirts, dragon shirts, jnco jeans, anything with a wolf on it, teen pregnancy, zimas, and last but not least eyebrow piercings.

ashley: look at that guy at that table with that weird mystical dragon shirt, jncos, and nails in his face.
lindsay: yeah he is waterbed as fuck.
ashley: we should have never come to long john silvers in apache junction too many waterbed people.

waterbed people by lindaisay November 5, 2008

waterdaddy

An expert that takes care of water analysis

Let MotherEarth take care of the earth, let WaterDaddy take care of water.

I had a WaterDaddy come over and test my water. He hooked me up with a great resolution to my water problem.

waterdaddy by QuePasa847 December 3, 2018

Waterbedding

When you are fucking a fat girl from behind, and as your pelvis smacks against her ass, ripples extend all the way up her back much in the fashion that a waterbed ripples end-to-end when you only step on one side.

1: Did you see that girl I was grinding with at the club last night?
2: Yeah, but she was kinda fat, dude.
1: I was just gonna say, I could feel some waterbedding just when we were dancing so I bet it would be out of control if I took her home.
2: So what did you do instead?
1: .....itookherhome , D: D: D:

Waterbedding by I_<3_FAT_BITCHES_.COM February 26, 2012