paint a turd pink 

There is a political saying about trickery. My opponents want to paint a turd pink and say it is cotton candy.

The politician said "that party wants to paint a turd pink and say it is cotton candy!"

paint a turd pink by I, Wreckerrr March 24, 2017

Amber Turd 

To take a shit on your significant others side of the bed if you are "mad" at them.....

To take an "angry" shit on the bed....especially on the side that your mate sleeps on....

To take a shit somewhere and then blame the dog for it..........

If you do any of those things listed above.....then you might just be classified as an "Amber Turd"

Amber Heard took a shit on Johnny Depp's side of the bed because she was mad at him.....(for some petty shit)....

.......therefore..... Amber Heard has committed an "Amber Turd"........

I bet the Queen of England commits "Amber Turd" all over the Royal Palace.......

If Hitler were my husband, I would commit an "Amber Turd" to him......

Amber Turd by #AlexisMason May 19, 2022

I'm Tired

What you say when your barely getting through life but don't trust anyone to let them know. Life's kinda shitty but nobody really cares so you always say "I'm tired" that way your not lying but you're also not going into your life problems, and the fact you're about to have a break down.

"Hey, how you doing today? You look kinda down you doing okay?" "Yeah I'm fine, just been a long day so I'm tired that's all."

I'm Tired by Ucover149 April 19, 2018

I'm Tired

Look, we both know you're only here reading this definition because you have googled it. And you only googled it because you are staying up for something or are unable to sleep but the only thought that can go through your mind is "I'm Tired" because you are. You are tired, and you are therefor the living definition of tired. Congratulations! May you find peaceful sleep soon.

Oh jeez, I'm tired. I should really sleep to fix this problem, but I'm going to google I'm Tired instead.

I'm Tired by The Tired One December 27, 2017

Amber Turd 

When you Amber Turd a situation.
Used as a replacement for “Shit The Bed”

Yesterday I was supposed to pickup my grandmother from the airport. I completely Amber Turd when I was late by 5 hours.

Amber Turd by Zee13Sikkalo April 25, 2022

turd savant

Someone who demonstrates extraordinary skill and knowledge about anything related to poop.

That turd savant could smell your shit blindfolded and tell you what you ate for breakfast!

turd savant by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

tired tired sea

Darling, Dearest,

I’m fighting for your kind of quiet.
x H

have you recognized harry’s tired tired sea references in the mv?

yeah, istg the boy is obsessed

tired tired sea by rivy February 24, 2021