Sussex County Traffic Jam 

When you get stuck behind a tractor and/or lawn mower in Sussex County NJ while driving and its doing 5 MPH and won't get the out of the way. This is the most traffic you will see in Sussex, since any non-main roads (94, 206, 519, 15) are abandoned dead ends leading to open farm land, with small inbred peg legged fat children running around shooting rifles at small critters.

Bobby-Joe: "I was on my way home from Shop Rite with a case of Coors Light and got stuck in some bad traffic"

Jimmy: "Dang, At this hour?"

Bobby-Joe: "It was a Sussex County traffic jam"

Sussex County Traffic Jam by DP-BA March 10, 2013

Tokyo Traffic Jam 

Putting a PBC pipe in a girls ass and sliding Micro Machines one by one into the end of the pipe and having them roll into her ass.
Optional
Add a lizard, Godzilla, at the end to wreak the traffic jam

Did you hear about that broad that got a pipe in her ass? The guy put micro machines in the end of the pipe and gave her a Tokyo Traffic Jam

Tokyo Traffic Jam by Big Ben SC August 25, 2008

Cincinnati Traffic Jam 

When an indivudal has the need to expel flatus and to defecate, and cannot perform the former act without the latter ensuing, especially when motion will force the release.

"Why is Tim standing so still?"
"He's in the middle of a Cincinnati Traffic Jam."

Cincinnati Traffic Jam by qued October 1, 2008

Blunt Traffic Jam 

When two or more blunts rotate around a circle at different speeds, eventually causing a blunt to "Traffic Jam" behind the other blunt(s).

Yo man, hurry up and pass that blunt, there's about to be a B.T.J. (Blunt Traffic Jam)!

Blunt Traffic Jam by Dr. Julius Erving December 2, 2010

Rural Traffic Jam 

1. A line of about 8 cars following a slow-moving piece of farm equipment, like a tractor, which is using the road.

2. Often referred to by locals as "traffuck."

Jeff: "Sorry I'm late for my appointment, doctor, but I got caught in a rural traffic jam."

Rural Traffic Jam by Kalisiin November 6, 2011

Tennessee traffic jam 

the passing of a kidney stone during male ejaculation. Usally involved with intoxicated alaskan medical students.

i hit my balls with a wrench this morning, it hurt like a Tennessee traffic jam.

Tennessee traffic jam by supermegadeathfuzz May 10, 2010

redneck traffic jam 

A circumstance where a large ammount of broken down trucks and/or domestic cars are parked along the side of a narrow street making it impossible for 2 cars side by side to fit through.

I got side swiped by an explorer because we both could not fit through the redneck traffic jam.

redneck traffic jam by TTM September 6, 2005