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Toweretiquette 

The etiquette of closing the tower door while ascending to the top to avoid meeting someone on the spiral staircase or you want to have excellent sex at the top
Annie and Gary found themselves in a picturesque spot, relishing in the ample time they had together. Their passion was palpable, fueled by their adherence to toweretiquette. They ensured that the door was closed, creating a protective barrier against any unsuspecting cyclists enjoying their sandwiches, who might otherwise have disrupted their intimate moment.
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tea toweled 

When an infant's face is loosely covered to help him/her rest; usually with the same towel or type material used to cover steaming rice.
"Baby is falling asleep. Can you tea towel him so I can keep the lights on?"

"Your baby had trouble napping while you were at work, so I tea toweled him to sleep."

"Damn baby boy, you got tea toweled. Better check if you're breathing.."
tea toweled by Becca Sime-Jensen October 9, 2020

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