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daniel torres 

Damn daniel torres back at it again with the black vans
daniel torres by ;jwdiebufi;buef October 5, 2017

Greasy Torres

The act of farting on someone while they are giving you a blowjob.
This chick was going down on me and I gave her a Greasy Torres.
Greasy Torres by AnalAssassin August 14, 2007

Brandon Torres

“The act of someone playing with juicy sweaty brown balls
“Yo is that Brandon Torres?”
“No way he’s actually into Brandon Torres!”
Brandon Torres by BigTits69420 April 27, 2022

Alfonso Torres

Alfonso Torres is a downright genius. He's pretty freakin cute and really outgoing. He gets shit done and isn't afraid to speak his mind. He is rteally random and is guaranteed to make you laugh. He lives in the crap town called terra bella.
dang he just busted an Alfonso Torres and got perfect scores
Alfonso Torres by statsoffire December 7, 2010

Fernando Torres

basically, the hottest piece of ass on the soccer field.
Lisa: hey, who's that guy on spain's national team with the amazing facial structure and hair?
Jessica: That's Fernando Torres.
Lisa: I want him.
Jessica: fuck off, he's mine.

the dirty torres 

(a variation of the dirty sanchez) when you accidentally inhale the "stache" and acquire aspiration pneumonia in the right cranial lung lobe. also known as "fecal pneumonia." This title is in honor of the late Bryan Torres who caught a fatal dose of "the dirty Torres."
Bryan Torres died of "the dirty Torres"
the dirty torres by scogar August 7, 2009