metric fuck tonne

Noun: An extremely large amount of something, unto absurdity.

Generally used in hyperbole.

Note: proper usage demands the British spelling of "tonne" becuse the extra letters are also absurd.

Angrybunnyman updates his journal a metric fuck tonne

metric fuck tonne by Angrybunnyman January 5, 2005

tanned as a badger 

To create confusion by gaining tan lines similar to that of a badger

"golly gosh squire you're tanned as a badger!"

tanned as a badger by Danny Stanbridge June 23, 2008

tonedawg 

the best nickname anyone named Anthony or Tony can get.
other pronunciations of this nickname can be:
tonedizzmil
tonedawger
t-dawg

yo tonedawg, what up man?

tonedawg by Tonedawg181 August 20, 2009

Toned Vagina 

A vagina that is not trashed or worn out. Very pleasing to look at. The appropriate verbiage for frat boys to ask for nude pictures of sorority girls. Not your average whores vagina but a high class sorority whores vagina.

Yo, hit me up after the gym. We should trade nudes. I want to know if you have a toned vagina.

Toned Vagina by El Ray Sundrop June 3, 2019

Tronned 

When someone responds to a social media post with something that has no relevance but is all about them.

Post: "Who wants to catch up for lunch on Friday?"
Response: "My parents just bought me a $5,000.00 camera and a trip to Nepal for Christmas. The weather is meant to be great there this time of year"

Man you got tronned hard there.

Tronned by Seadogelvis January 16, 2016

Tonjed it 

When someone takes a potentially funny or humorous topic/line and completely cocks it up to a point to which all humour has been eradicated

Oh John, you've tonjed it!

Tonjed it by Wir3d123 May 24, 2016

The One Tonne Challenge

Where by large women are slept with by competing men for the sake of sport.

A race to 2200 lbs. (5 or more participating males needed; each one individually trying to reach the 2200 lb mark first)

The maximum number of girls you can have sex with to reach the goal of the One Tonne Challenge is 10. On average this would be 220 lbs each. Relations with over 10 females to reach the 2200 lb goal will result in disqualification.

You can divide your females up as you wish in order to reach the weight goal.

Eg. If you go under weight on some, say 180 lbs, you will have to compensate with a larger girl to even out, say 26o lbs.

The first person to reach the weight goal, while keeping their number of companions to under 10 is declared the winner.

The One Tonne Challenge by Lord P & Fab C January 26, 2005