Jizz and tonic 

2 parts jizz, 4 parts tonic. Pour jizz, tonic water, and lime juice over ice. Stir well with a long-necked spoon. Garnish with lime wedge, and serve immediately!

It was a stifling day, and Desiree was parched, so instead of giving her a hot load, I made her a refreshing jizz and tonic...she loved every last drop.

Jizz and tonic by Ju Tang Killa April 4, 2017

tonsil tonic 

A nourishing balm sourced from the spunkstick. Reputed to have many health-enhancing properties when administered orally.

I delivered a dose of tonsil tonic and her sore throat cleared up immediately.

tonsil tonic by Irritatus Maximus December 25, 2007

gin and tonic

The most bodacious idea. A mixture of alcohol and soda. In my mind the best way to get plastered.

That's a mighty fine gin and tonic, would you mix me up another?

gin and tonic by TOM DICK August 17, 2006

gin & tonic

A good drink with a splash of gin , a clear liquor, and tonic a gross bitter tasting water that is bad without gin. A hint of lemon or lime will enhance the taste though.

When Johnny goes to bars he orders a great drink, "gin & tonic".

gin & tonic by OliverS May 5, 2005

quim and tonic 

Humorous mismangulation of "gin and tonic". The term indicates a high degree of drunkenness followed by sex with a woman. It seems to specifically imply a man who is highly drunk performing oral sex on a woman. The tonic may, or may not be drank while performing the oral sex.

Damn, I wondered where Frank went at the party, so I walked out to the porch. He was so damn drunk out there with some chick on the porch swing. She was moaning out loud as he was getting some quim and tonic.

quim and tonic by Frank Klaune April 16, 2005

meathead tonic 

A combination of redbull and vodka usually consumed in bars, nightclubs and other dancing establishments. Causes otherwise normal people to become unduly aggressive, leading to fights over women, fights over cars and fights over who has to buy the next drink. Consumption of meathead tonic has also been known to lead to lost shoes, tossed bricks, high speed car crashes, and inexplicable wounds the next morning.

John drank 10 meathead tonics, now he's kicking the headlamps out of that Mercedes.

meathead tonic by kxmoney July 27, 2006

tanqueray and tonic 

a baller drink

she must be a baller
why?
she's drinking a tanqueray and tonic

tanqueray and tonic by ballerbill March 13, 2009