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Tijuana Sauna 

The muggy and smelly result of the bathroom when you have completed taking a steaming hot shower after you have taken a massive dump.
Don't go into the bathroom, it's like a Tijuana sauna
Tijuana Sauna by Roy Folker July 31, 2010

Tijuana Cartel

The Tijuana Cartel is based in one of the most strategically important border towns in Mexico, and continues to export drugs even after being weakened from a brutal internal war during 2009.
Due to infighting, arrests and deaths of some of its top members, the Tijuana Cartel is a shell of what it was in the 1990s and early 2000s when it was considered one of the most potent and violent criminal organizations in Mexico. After the arrest or assassination of its founding members, the Arellano Felix clan, the cartel is now headed by Fernando Sanchez Arellano, a nephew of the Arellano Felix brothers who once bloodied Mexico and southern California with their brutish and authoritarian style. With the powerful Sinaloa Cartel moving into Tijuana in force, Sanchez Arellano is struggling to keep a grip on this lucrative drug and human trafficking corridor.

Tijuana Air Raid 

Doing a cannon ball into a body of water while releasing a dook in mid-air.
chunk_le_funk of Reddit.com invented the term "Tijuana Air Raid," and lrocklin said he'd put it in urbandictionary.com but he didn't. I did.

tijuana flamethrower 

When you eat spicy food and your b-hole gets burned while shitting it out.
Don't get the jalapeño burrito or you'll end up with a Tijuana flamethrower.
tijuana flamethrower by Kakarot2768 February 11, 2014

tijuana tradewind 

The act of farting in a hair dryer while aiming the hot wind at your unsuspecting companion.
Summer breeze makes me feel fine, but that Tijuana tradewind almost made me vomit.

Tijuana Tummy Tickler 

When you cum in a girl's belly button, then suck it out like a body shot
I can’t believe I gave this girl a Tijuana Tummy Tickler, and I don’t know how I feel about it