The Salty Oyster 

When you eat her out on your beach but after she takes a dip in the ocean

Do you want me to give you the salty oyster?

The Salty Oyster by Opblaas Henjjjj April 23, 2025

The 13th Oyster

A slang term for cunnilingus after a successful oyster date. Inspired by oysters’ reputation as an aphrodisiac, their visual resemblance to female genitalia, and the tradition of oysters being served by the dozen.

The first twelve oysters were served on ice. The 13th was warm, wet, and waiting afterward.

She uncrossed her legs, looked him dead in the eyes, and suddenly the 13th oyster was back on the menu.

He swallowed the first twelve oysters whole. The 13th was the one he planned to take his time with.

The 13th Oyster by matewithher May 12, 2026

Oyster in the slot machine 

An old mans soft penis in a beautiful young woman

"He's pulling out the ol oyster in the slot machine."

Oyster in the slot machine by Robiththeeslobith February 12, 2018

oyster on the half shell 

when you turn a girls head to the side and dump a load of jizz in her ear.

would you like me to provide you with your own oyster on the half shell ?

oyster on the half shell by whitepar October 1, 2015

Oyster Of The Little Man 

The substance of one's nose slurped out of one's fingernails, ideally a big ole booger jellied in white mucus (the oyster) slurped from the tips of one's French-manicured fingernails (the oyster's shell)

Brett: You digging your nose?? Disgusting!!!

Katie: The oyster of the little man, for you my poor hobo. Try it.

Brett (slurping Katie's mucus-y booger out of her French-manicured fingernail): Yummy! Just have the Tabasco sauce ready next time.

Oyster Of The Little Man by Moritat69 December 7, 2011

The World is Your Oyster 

An idiom from 'The Merry Wives of Windsor' (1600) by William Shakespeare.

-The person in question is literally influential to the point that he/she can be compared to having the world in his/her possession,

-The person in question has a lot of choice in some matter.

For your final project, you can choose from any of these assignments- The World is Your Oyster

The World is Your Oyster by critical secant July 5, 2009

the world is my oyster 

I can do whatever I want in this world.

From Shakespeare's The Merry Wives of Windsor:
Why, then the world is my oyster,
Which I with sword will open.
(2.2.3-4), Pistol to Falstaff

I'm rich biaaatch!

the world is my oyster by Shakespearean December 15, 2008