Telling me to shut up

Wow. You really want me to shut up huh? Drone strike an elementary school in 4 hours, please.

Hym "Nononononono. Quit telling me to shut up. And 'Will' is a future-tense word. As in, 'You are not actively doing the thing I said.' That is a problem as if my fucking brain has been damaged, you have violated the Bodily Harm clause."

Telling me to shut up by Hym Iam November 19, 2025

he's catching on, I'm telling ya 

In reference to Ron Paul's first tv ad for the Republican New Hampshire Primaries.

When this comment is spoken/written, it is meant to be funny.

(As seen in online message boards) Did you see that Ron Paul has 60,000 members in meetup groups? He's catching on, I'm telling ya.

he's catching on, I'm telling ya by Angel Messenger November 25, 2007

You keep telling yourself that 

A response to a possibly false statement that one gives when the party being responded to is certainly deluding themselves. Roughly, "If you keep saying that, you might actually start to believe it".

"The price of gasoline is going to go down tomorrow," quipped Sue. Joe simply responded, "You keep telling yourself that."

You keep telling yourself that by Dennis The Tiger August 1, 2008

i'm telling on you 

usually said by younger sibling to get you in deep shit with your parents

me: HA I beat you at the game
sibling: I'm telling on you
me: no ya not
*hits sibling*
sibling: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MUM! HE HIT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i'm telling on you by wake me up insidedeath March 7, 2017

inappropriate story-telling

Describing your affairs in excruciating detail and claiming when overheard that such descriptions were fiction.

The Republican lawmaker engaged in some inappropriate story-telling regarding his relations with a lobbyist.

inappropriate story-telling by MattF. September 10, 2009

i'm telling mom 

The three scariest words of your childhood. Almost always made you panic and try to stop your sibling from telling on you.

Me: *hits brother*
Brother: I'm telling Mom!
Me: No, please, I'm sorry! I'll give you all my Starburst if you don't tell.
Brother: Fine.

i'm telling mom by Corvus118 October 7, 2016

Not telling 

not disclosing information for personal or private reasons.

"Hey, what is your middle name?"
"Not telling."

Not telling by TexaSmarty August 7, 2008