stall talker

someone who talks while using a public restroom. Bad restroom etiquette.

Jessic is stall talker & so is Sarah.

stall talker by Rosemarye R January 2, 2009

one-way talker 

A person who talks AT you. A self-obsessed individual who lacks interest in anything someone else has to say.
(A key sign that you are talking to a one-way talker is when they start using names of people you clearly wouldn't know as if you did. Example: One Way Talker says "I was at work and Nancy was like..." and you sit there thinking "Who the fuck is Nancy?")

I was at this party last night and I met this lady who I was really into but then I realized she was a one-way talker so I just wound up getting really bored.

one-way talker by Josh and Ben November 11, 2006

Smooth Talker 

Someone who has a very rare ability to say all the right things at the right time. Even when a situation is not in their favor, by the end of the night their uncanny ability with words has turned a unfavorable situation into an advantage. They are charming and possess all the people skills then some, they can talk their way out of or in into anything they want. Even more deadly if the person is hot. Basically they can sell a ketchup Popsicle to a woman wearing white gloves.

If anyone else was speeding that fast they would be in jail, but Johnny is such a smooth talker the cop ended up escorting him where he needed to go.

Smooth Talker by Not Webster April 19, 2009

Predatory Talker 

A person who lurks around corners and in break rooms at work with the soul purpose of trapping you into long, boring conversations. The talker will often stalk you, ask you a meaningless question, the answer to which they could care less about, and before you can even respond begin a one sided, often insanely idiotic monologue, thereby trapping you into a pointless conversation and wasting hours of precious life.

Note: The predatory talker is not technically a person, they are an asshole, and should be treated as such.

I walked out of the bathroom and there standing in the doorway was John, the office's predatory talker, I tried my best to give him a head nod and walk past, but what started as a question about how my weekend was turned into a 45 minute monologue about his high blood pressure.

Predatory Talker by cmoslim January 30, 2010

shit talker 

people who gossip behind other's back

She's a shit talker and many people wants to jump her for that.

shit talker by trinh May 13, 2005

ass talker 

someone who is talking out of their ass, talking sh___, or just plain old making stuff up.

That aint true, asstalker.

ass talker by Mike C July 1, 2003

Question Talker 

(n.)
A person who asks themself a question then immediately answers that question themself.

Question Talker:
"Do I want you to be on time, Dr. Turk? Yes I do.
Am I going to remember this? Of course I am."

Question Talker by treefiddy_93 August 19, 2007