Anal Surge

When you really need to poop, then it suddenly all comes out without you knowing.

"I was walking down my street then I had an anal surge it hurt my asshole so bad"

Anal Surge by Grundle Gargle June 11, 2016

Virgin Surgeon 

1. One who specializes in the seduction of "innocent" or "pure" girls who happen to be virgins or close to virgin status.

2. A doctor or specialist who specializes in repairs towards a second virginity through surgery for a woman who has had sex and had her hymen broken.

1. Damn, I has sex with another hot virgin last night and popped her cherry. You may bow down and call me the 'Virgin Surgeon'.

2. Jim wanted his wife to be tight again, so he sent her to the virgin surgeon.

Virgin Surgeon by Shifty Eyed Goat June 14, 2004

Brain Salad Surgery 

1. oral sex
2. Best Emerson, Lake & Palmer album

Brain Salad Surgery by Alex March 13, 2003

Surge iOS 

A 12 year old who says he is best player that ever touched a shooting game for phones and iPads named Critical Ops, Surge iOS is a YouTuber in the Critical Ops community who actually thinks he is amazing, even though he could not rank above diamond for months. Certain sources claim that another YouTuber named Manthis roasted him in a song and Surge iOS got banned from Critical Ops on the same day, although it is not clear if these two events are related.

If Surge iOS didn't skip school to upload Critical Ops videos everyday, maybe he could actually spell words at the fourth-grade level.

Surge iOS by GS Joker April 15, 2020

ball surgery 

A very tedious or irksome task or situation.

Man, the traffic on the Kennedy Expressway today is ball surgery.

ball surgery by perfectly_frank January 14, 2008

McBypass Surgery

Surgery that reroutes blood around clogged coronary arteries in the heart that have been clogged due to an excesive amount of eating McDonalds.

Jim: Did you hear Pedro has to have tripple bypass surgery?
Tim: Yeah i heard, Its probably from all of the McDonalds he has eaten. His arteries are clogged from to many Big Mac's.

Jim: So hes having a McBypass Surgery?
Tim: Yeah his McBypass surgery is on monday.

McBypass Surgery by The Indo Crew July 15, 2010

Santorum surge 

The sudden expulsion of santorum from the anus.

Oh my god when he farted there was this huge santorum surge.

Santorum surge by jjhf0 January 6, 2012