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Bear Stearned 

Buying an item and then realizing a week later it is worth 3.33% of what you paid for it.
Dude, you know that car I bought last Monday for $6,000? I had to take it Sunday for $5,800 in repairs. I totally got Bear Stearned by that sales guy.
Bear Stearned by bwbw March 20, 2008

bear stearned 

The rapid loss of confidence in one's capabilities from one's traditionally supportive network of friends, customers, etc.
Ralph: Dude, nobody wants me to fix their computers anymore.

Ted: You've been bear stearned, bro.
bear stearned by Kate Sjostrand March 20, 2008

stearnsing out 

The act of leaving early(mainly being tired but any other reason works) from hanging out with friends even though they are having fun and it would be best if you stayed.
Alec, who was extremely tired, was stearnsing out so he could go home and get some sleep.
stearnsing out by stretchyyy January 10, 2012

bear stearned 

to crash, to collapse, to plummit, to fail
1. I can't believe it, I completely bear stearned that test.

2. For the third time this week, my computer bear stearned on me.
bear stearned by Wolverine11 March 17, 2008
Word of the Day on March 20, 2008

sternsman 

1. The man who steers from the back of the boat.

2. One who is receptive of engaging in the pursuit of the “back door”. Man or woman or non-binary.
1. The sternsman in the 90-miler aka ‘The Adirondack Canoe Classic’ is critical to the trajectory of the boat.

2. She winked her balloon knot at me whilst begging that I take my time before entering.

Ali sterns 

A beautiful queer bitch. Can be known to be a weeb and most oftenly referred to as a clown. Is also known to possess various forms of underwear which attracts other gay bitches, known as beans.
Ali sterns is a 🤡🤡🤡 but shes baby.
Ali sterns by Kayaydays lie October 20, 2019