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phenominal special group of adult, legal-age women 18 &19 years of old that have the gift and talent and ability to externally ejaculate when they orgasam effectively spraying everything and / or everyone in the path of their forceful, mini-firehose / garden-sprinkler type cum-shower thank you ladies ! (-:
WOW !!! I must be DICKMAN 'cause I just made my woman cum so hard she blasted squirt accross the room and short-circuted the stereo on the dresser, soaked all the bed linen and I guess gave ME a facial ! OH YEAH ! i'm lovin' it ! that's gotta be the nastiest, most extraodinary spectacularly best experience EVER! (DAMN I'M GOOD ! ) little did I know what she meant when I asked her her age and she replied " I'm SQUIRTEEN" what was in store thank you to all you freaks
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Yogurt squirter division 

Dress up as FBI SWAT team the breaking your house from jack off on everything
Yogurt squirter division everything sticky and excitement
When a girl wears a strap-on and takes a man up the arse.
Thus being squired.
The missus squired me last night
Squired by tummytank September 9, 2010

Squirtdown 

A touchdown with your jizz, aka when your spanking your monkey and jizz on your phone/case
Fuck Dad, I just had a squirtdown on my phone. I need a new one wanna lend me $30?
Squirtdown by Master Oogwey69 December 19, 2018

Squirter 

A woman, who during sexual ejaculation, is able to squirt (cum) from her vagina.
Consuelo is a squirter.
Squirter by LeTron October 22, 2009

alien squirter

When you are fucking a grossly overweight girl and you jerk off in her belly button. You then squeeze the sides of her stomach together and make the cum squirt up like the movie Alien.
I gave that nasty bitch the ol Alien Squirter

purple headed yogurt squirter 

a penis that acts more like a super-soaker, after it has been erect for a prolonged period of time
"it was fun until his purple headed yogurt squirter got outta hand and spewed yogurt all over my sheets"