Slappy-assed 

Piss-poor work.

Slappy-assed is defined as performance being lazy, haphazard, incomplete, shit work. Example: My landlord's repair guy did slappy-assed work, " I said pointing to my toilet duct taped to the wall. Slappy-ass means

Slappy-assed is defined as performance being lazy, haphazard, incomplete, shit work. Example: My landlord's repair guy did slappy-assed work, " I said pointing to my toilet duct taped to the wall. Slappy-ass means

Slappy-assed by blossombaby December 2, 2021

whappy slappy 

see slappy
see whappy

noun- is a type of slappy that specifically refers to your cock

verb- slapping someone with your cock

"i'm going to whappy slappy you all over the face if you don't shut up."

whappy slappy by bigc22 July 23, 2009

Slappy McBlueLips 

A not-so-affectionate nickname for New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, coined by Boston Red Sox fans during the 2004 playoffs. "Slappy" refers to his act of slapping the ball from the glove of Red Sox pitcher Bronson Arroyo, who was trying to tag him. Rodriguez was called out by umpires for this bush-league move. The latter word refers to A-Rod's lips, which for some unknown reason retain a purplish-blue hue as if he just chugged a gallon of grape juice.

When it comes to baseball futility in October, look no further than Slappy McBlueLips.

Slappy McBlueLips by SheepDog69 September 8, 2007

Slappy Fart 

A flatulent so powerful and instense that it vibrates your butt cheeks so hard and causes them to slap together profusely!

Cortney had a case of the slappy farts I knew because i could hear them from across the room!
Kelsey woke up and felt her butt cheeks vibrating and just knew she had the slappy farts!

Slappy Fart by wfkelcor December 24, 2010

Sorbet Slappy

While working at Häagen-Dazs, the girls from Winsor give you head in the back room until the point of ejaculation. you then, using only your penis and no hands, slap her in the face repeatedly. she then looks up at you with a cum drenched smile and tells you how funny you are sometimes.

"Wow! I didnt even expect that sorbet slappy. I thought you were going to rocky road me again.

do you work tomorrow?"

Sorbet Slappy by Mike Hawk Ishmaul April 22, 2011

slappy mcdouchebag 

1) Any employee, usually an attorney, who shoots his mouth off and nobody likes.

Rubix - I'm glad slappy mcdouchebag finally left the office.

Captain G - No doubt. Nobody really likes him.

Office Manager - makes my life a whole lot easier!

slappy mcdouchebag by CaptainG August 4, 2008

slappy

1. stupid or moronic person
2. see slap dick
3. slacker

Hey slappy, what have you been not doing all afternoon at work?

slappy by Bud E Love May 7, 2003