slap some salmon on it 

When you want someone to do something smoking or add a little pazzaz.

come on tommy, slap some salmon on it!

slap some salmon on it by WhiteGirlWithBasicBobs June 7, 2018

slap the jelly on it

To add something extra. Can be used positively or negatively.

She didn't just let me smash. She slapped the jelly on it with thewhipped cream and shit.

My mom trippin, I did all my chores then she gonna slap the jelly on it right before I head out.

slap the jelly on it by trill trifficult July 23, 2019

slap some salmon on it 

When something is so good that you want to express how smoked it is

Bob: wow, I just hit a home run!

Janet: that’s so sexy. Slap some salmon on it

slap some salmon on it by WhiteGirlWithBasicBobs June 7, 2018

slap some ham on it 

If theres a problem in any way shape or form you just slap some ham on it. That's all you need to do. Problem Solved.

Man 1:Dude, I'm failing all of my classes right now and i just dont know what to do to fix my grades.

Man 2:Hey, just slap some ham on it.

slap some ham on it by TheGa1eFund February 1, 2019

slap a house on it

The act of explaining to your friend that you would like to have a girlfriend with a huge butt

Steve: Hey mike you see that girl over there,
Mike: yeah
Steve: yeah I’d love to slap a house on it

slap a house on it by FreddyJones July 27, 2020

slap-itch 

The itchy feeling you get when you just *have to* slap the fuck out of someone.

A lot of people talk that way; it gives my friend Dena the slap-itch.

slap-itch by youroldhandle October 24, 2014

Ithaca Slap

Everyone gets a shot of whiskey and stands in a huge circle. The first person takes a shot and gets slapped by the person to their right. The person that just slapped someone then takes their shot and gets slapped by the person to THEIR right. This goes continuously until all shots have been taken and all faces have been slapped.

**Usually happens at an after-party for Roller Derby, but can happen at any time/any place where whiskey is present.

Everyone grab a shot of whiskey, it's time for some Ithaca Slaps!!!

Ithaca Slaps are the coolest thing I've ever experienced at a party, not only do we get drunk but I slapped a dumb bitch in the face without getting in trouble!

Ithaca Slap by Ithaca Slap for All!! November 20, 2012