Shiternet 

A crappy internet connection, slow, bad, faulty, inconsistent, etc.

Man that guy keeps disconnecting and has such slow downloads, the shiternet is obviously there

Shiternet by Teh_Muffinatorz December 3, 2009

left handed smoke shifter 

A combination of snipe hunting and to be given the runaround. Part of the phrase, " Go find me a left handed smoke shifter" This is to be said to one of the more gullible members of the group. That member is then sent on a fool's errand, running from campsite to campsite as the people at each campsite tell him, " No we don't have one, but I heard so and so has one." In other words; something that doesn't exist that is used to send someone on a fool's errand.

My older brother told me to get the "Biggie does Bach" CD. Turns out it was a left handed smoke shifter.

left handed smoke shifter by Andrew C October 17, 2005

ai shiteru

A Japanese phrase of "I love You".

More intimate though and is actually so strong married couples are hesitant to use the phrase.

Girl: "ai shiteru"
Boy: "Don't you think that is a little extreme. I mean we've only been dating two weeks."

ai shiteru by NAtwins August 6, 2014

shiternet 

When the quality of ones internet connection is terribad.

Person 1: Why you got so much lag today...

Person 2: It's my Shiternet

shiternet by Pope Barry XVII October 17, 2007

shigeru miyamoto 

The greatest video game creator who ever lived and ever will live! Shigeru has the imagination and talent to create extremely popular franchises such as Mario, Zelda, Donkey Kong, etc. He is the master at FUN, which is what Nintendo is all about! In other words: Shigeru Miyamoto is the GOD of the video games industry.

You will all bow down to me, the greatest video game creator who ever lived! Ah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

shigeru miyamoto by TendoBoy May 8, 2003

Shitbrains 

a person that has shit for brains, and/or asks idiotic questions

Shitbrains you fucking tit!

Shitbrains by hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmim gay November 3, 2010

Shister James 

Proper Noun. A truly iconic legend on the youtube platform. Almost at 7 million subscribers who have joined what he calls 'the sisterhood'.

"Shister James, today's collaboration was out of this world".

Shister James by ToddlikesParties July 28, 2018