Shit in his urinal 

Used to show when someone is pissed or having a bad day; pointing out when this has occured.

Damn, Josh has been acting like a real asshole today.

I know, I wonder who shit in his urinal.

Shit in his urinal by Aesios October 31, 2009

SHIT IN MY ASS 

A harsh alternative to POOP IN MY BUTT. Used only in the direst, most pressing of predicaments.

-Dude. Last night you got so drunk you made out with your sister and everyone took video of it and now it's all over the internet.
-SHIT IN MY ASS

SHIT IN MY ASS by mirmironthewall November 28, 2009

shit in the back seat 

a phrase referring to a female's big and phat ass, also known as Junk in the Trunk.

damn girl, you've got a bunch o' shit in yo back seat

have you seen my new baby mamma? she got some shit in the back seat!

shit in the back seat by The real D Sinjin III July 16, 2010

Shit in your Cheerios

To completely ruin someones day

"That guy is a dick, he lives to Shit in your Cheerios."

Shit in your Cheerios by Madanarx August 11, 2006

shit in a tray merchant

British slang for any fast food outlets such as KFC, Mcdonalds, Burger King, as well as kebab shops etc.

Name obviously due to the bullshit that these 'restaurants' serve as food.

'Out the club about three, to the take-away/
The shit in a tray merchants, shops got special perchant for the disorderly'

The Streets- Geezers Need Excitement

shit in a tray merchant by Hank187 September 17, 2006

Shit in a parachute 

when you get stuck outside your apartment and have to shit in a plastic bag and toss it down the garbage shute.

"Ohh man...i couldnt hold it and had to Shit in a parachute and let it fly"

Shit in a parachute by Thugdaddydangledick November 18, 2009

bullest shit in all the land

complete and utter absurdity.

something has happened that really pisses you off or you disagree with.

"did you see the score on that basketball game?"
"yea it was the bullest shit in all the land!"

bullest shit in all the land by lukas barnes April 9, 2008