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Sabretooth Crotch Crickets
(n.) (pl.) A term that often refers to the most advanced stage of pubic lice. However, Sabretooth Crotch Crickets (SCCs) are a seperate (but related) secies.
SCCs are found in the pubic region of exceptionally promiscuous females and males (human). While shaving and intense washing can sometimes lower the population of an SCC nest, SCCs have never been known to disappear completely within the host's lifetime. Hosts often fail to realize the severity of their condition before the number of SCC's around/on their genitalia number in the high teens or more.
SCCs, occasionally described as miniature Hercules Beetles, have proportianlly large pincers; however these can vary in configuration from cricket to cricket.
When provoked (rough sex will do it), SCCs often emit a low-volume hissing or buzzing sound to warn of a painful attack (the onset of this sound is in fact when many affected people first realize that something is horribly wrong down south--otherwise, SCCs do not usually draw attention to themselves and can be quite reclusive). This sound is regularly exaggerated by people unfamiliar with SCCs, because it's damn funny if someone else has them but you don't.
SCCs are found in the pubic region of exceptionally promiscuous females and males (human). While shaving and intense washing can sometimes lower the population of an SCC nest, SCCs have never been known to disappear completely within the host's lifetime. Hosts often fail to realize the severity of their condition before the number of SCC's around/on their genitalia number in the high teens or more.
SCCs, occasionally described as miniature Hercules Beetles, have proportianlly large pincers; however these can vary in configuration from cricket to cricket.
When provoked (rough sex will do it), SCCs often emit a low-volume hissing or buzzing sound to warn of a painful attack (the onset of this sound is in fact when many affected people first realize that something is horribly wrong down south--otherwise, SCCs do not usually draw attention to themselves and can be quite reclusive). This sound is regularly exaggerated by people unfamiliar with SCCs, because it's damn funny if someone else has them but you don't.
Dude #1: "Yeah, I'm going over by *girl's name*'s apartment tonight...I think it's gonna be a wild time..."
Dude #2: "Don't do it, seriously! Tony told me he was gonna hit that sheeit one time and there wuz SCCs all up in it"
Dude #1: "What the ? are SCCs? You just playin' right?"
Dude #2: "I thought you knew...it means Sabretooth Crotch Crickets, man! Back off the nasty 'tang, bro!"
Dude #1: "Aw DAMN! I thought I was gonna git me some tonight...thanks for the heads up though."
Dude #2: "Don't do it, seriously! Tony told me he was gonna hit that sheeit one time and there wuz SCCs all up in it"
Dude #1: "What the ? are SCCs? You just playin' right?"
Dude #2: "I thought you knew...it means Sabretooth Crotch Crickets, man! Back off the nasty 'tang, bro!"
Dude #1: "Aw DAMN! I thought I was gonna git me some tonight...thanks for the heads up though."
Sabretooth Crotch Crickets by O May 3, 2004
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This is a Woman well past her prime of being a Puma or even a Cougar. They lurk just before dusk in huge groups drinking Cosmopolitan after Cosmopolitan. They are looking for any form of action and are no stranger to the chase. They typically wear gray and white fur coats, have way to much gold jewelry, and wear more make up than Bozo the clown. If one of them approaches you quickly point her in the direction of the nearest early bird dinner and run for your life. These are the worst of bar patrons as they have nothing to lose and have heard it all.
Sabre Tooth by Avran LeFeber June 30, 2006
sabrewu1f
Sabrewu1f is a suspected sexual predator on the quakenet irc network.
Sabrewu1f, or SBR as he is known, will use a variety of tricks to groom his targets.
SBR has been known to pose as a young girl in order to attract unsuspecting male victims, although his attention is not limited to males.
SBR's attitude often appears to be misogynistic.
Sabrewu1f, or SBR as he is known, will use a variety of tricks to groom his targets.
SBR has been known to pose as a young girl in order to attract unsuspecting male victims, although his attention is not limited to males.
SBR's attitude often appears to be misogynistic.
Example (1)
Jan 26 22:09:24 * Sabrewu1f is now known as Sabryna
Example (2), (note, in this example, SBR trys to confuse matters by choosing a name similar to another girl(?) already in channel.)
Jan 17 14:02:23 <Ni-Cryst> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nickel
Jan 17 14:02:24 <BlipBot> Title: Nickel - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Jan 17 14:02:29 * Sabrewu1f is now known as Ni-Crystina
Jan 17 14:02:32 <Ni-Crystina> HI!
Jan 26 22:09:24 * Sabrewu1f is now known as Sabryna
Example (2), (note, in this example, SBR trys to confuse matters by choosing a name similar to another girl(?) already in channel.)
Jan 17 14:02:23 <Ni-Cryst> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nickel
Jan 17 14:02:24 <BlipBot> Title: Nickel - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Jan 17 14:02:29 * Sabrewu1f is now known as Ni-Crystina
Jan 17 14:02:32 <Ni-Crystina> HI!
sabrewu1f by Slainchild February 13, 2009
saberslash
A noun or adjective describing a person, usually male and under the age of 18, who is quasi-suicidal because mom asked him to clean his room. He holds his friends hostage with his unending threats of self-termination, and maintains a LiveJournal into which he posts some truly hideous poetry. He is only truly happy when he is sad and when all his friends have been driven away by the imaginary black clouds over his head.
current music: Linkin Park - In the End
current mood: depressed
I hate my life;
I want to cry;
I want to curl up and die ~_~
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Comments from users:
You darn Saberslash. signed, everybody
current mood: depressed
I hate my life;
I want to cry;
I want to curl up and die ~_~
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Comments from users:
You darn Saberslash. signed, everybody
saberslash by Mark March 25, 2005
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