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Rotary Park 

Rotary Park is safe after dark
Neighbors off porches, the playground is stark
Wine stained a vacant old basketball court
Dwellings surround a municipal fort
Don't mind the stories of triumphs and glories
Rotary Park is the jam after dark
Man: Rotary Park-
Joe Hawley: Cool, a song idea.

Rotary Park 

Rotary Park is safe after dark
Neighbors off porches, the playground is stark
Wine stained a vacant old basketball court
Dwellings surround a municipal fort
Don't mind the stories of triumphs and glories
Rotary Park is the jam after dark
Guy: Ever heard of Rotary Park?
Joe Hawley and Zubin Sedghi: wtf man

fecal matter hits the rotary impeller 

Nice way of saying "shit hits the fan"
You know you're in trouble when the fecal matter hits the rotary impeller.

Wankel Rotary Engine 

An ingenious engine design which avoids the reciprocal motion of the piston engine and manages to incorporate the suck, squeeze, bang, blow of internal combustion engines into a rotating piston.

Not a torture device of any kind.
The Wankel rotary engine is far more efficient than the latest hybrid cars, but nobody will buy one because it sounds too much like "wanker".

New England Rotary Club 

When a group of Boston dudes get together in a circle wearing Tom Brady masks and jerk each other off.
Hey bro! I'll see ya at the fahckin New England Rotary Club tonight, I wanna sit next to you!

Dialing the rotary phone 

Female clitoral masturbation involving the fingers.
That girl has been in there for awhile, maybe she's dialing the rotary phone.

(Knock knock), I'm dialing the rotary phone honey.