A grocery store chain in the suburban Boston area, established in the 1960's, that is known for its unreasonably high prices and "family values". In reality, it has an uncanny ability to destroy the social lives of its teenage employees and suck the life out its other workers. Full-time employees who work here are either closet drug addicts, high school dropouts, men with wicked hard boston accents, or illegal immigrants. Most customers include senile senior citizens and needy stay at home moms who pay no attention to where they place their shopping cart. Every store will also have one attractive high school girl, who will be harassed by, hit on, and/or eye-fucked by every guy worker over the age of 40, especially the store manager. Overall, it is one of the worst jobs for a teenager and wannabe competitor to other stores, such as Whole Foods and Stop and Shop.

Worker #1: Wow, I hate my fuckin life.
Worker #2: What do you expect brotha???, You work at Roche Brothers.
Worker #1: Well at least we have that hot chick on the register up front.
Worker #2: She's only 16.
Worker #1: Don't care...Its all that keeps me sane at this shit-hole.

Roche Brothers by theonlystore102 December 11, 2012

Roche Limit

The maximum size a sandwich can be before it disintegrates while you're eating and thus, becomes a salad.

"Damn, they weren't lying when they said this sandwich was huge, it's gone way past the Roche Limit!"

Roche Limit by CobaltNinja June 5, 2021

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Ferrero Rocher

a brand of hazelnut and chocolate truffles

I got a box of Ferrero Rocher's for valentine's day!

Ferrero Rocher by shelley November 24, 2003

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rochester

when you live there, you criticize it
when you leave, you defend it

rochester - in other words, home.

rochester by screamoxfxck January 28, 2007

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