john ritter 

The funny dude who played The Father Paul hennessey from 8 Simple Rules. died 9/11/2003

threes company
8 simple rules

john will be remembered for his humour -now hes with Tupac - Respec'

john ritter by Brother Number One July 8, 2004

Tex Ritter

To have anal sex with a woman.

Hit her, hit her, hit her in the shitter,

like ole Tex Ritter woulda did her!

Tex Ritter by johnnymack March 21, 2017

pulling a ritter 

To unhinge your jaw in order to fit more dicks.

Stacy pulled a ritter last night and i heard she got 10 dicks in her mouth at once.

pulling a ritter

pulling a ritter by dick mountain jr. jr. April 22, 2010

john ritter 

Best actor in the whole world and my idol. I'll always miss you John

John ritter ROCKS!

john ritter by jessica ferguson April 14, 2004

John Ritter 

a cool white guy

One of my best friends is a John Ritter.

John Ritter by C March 27, 2004

dallas ritter 

A friend who moves away to college

Hey man even though my wife just passed away your a real Dallas ritter

dallas ritter by Bible thumper 6.66 October 14, 2018

John Ritter 

a guy whose scrotum spilled out of his boxers on an episode of "THRee's company."

I am dead serious

John Ritter by therealdeal October 17, 2003