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research papering 

the act of researching and writing a fucking long paper for a high school or college course, mostly written for english classes on a book, story, or idea in literature. Sources have to be cited correctly or you get cited for plagiarism and get raped up the ass for stealing other's ideas.
Fuck, my paper is due Monday, I am going to spend all weekend research papering.

Don't call me this weekend, I am research papering.
research papering by (B)^2 March 28, 2009

for research 

When you're gonna Jack it but don't wanna out right mention it
"What's her name... for research?"
for research by ParaplegicPotato November 22, 2016

research paper 

Evil, pure evil. Its basically not a discussion, but a gathering of all your infomation on a certain topic.
Botany: root growth, development etc. etc. etc.
research paper by FAIFJAEI November 4, 2003

I swear I did some research 

writer’s defense when using factual information from research that was not clearly cited from its original source.
This essay about Einstein is amazing but what part of the paragraph was his knowledge and what part was from the book? I’m sure he'll say "I swear I did some research," but I need to see which information comes from the book.

research 

To become an expert on something after having done a Google search and 10 minutes reading on the internet.
Doctor, I have eczema. I've done some research and I'm sure it's from heavy metal poisoning from the mercury in my filings.
research by mizanthrop September 12, 2014

Do your own research 

A phrase meaning "Google until you find something that agrees with you". Typically used to pretend the person saying it is somehow smarter than all of the experts.
I don't believe in government vaccines, COVID is the flu, and masks don't work! Do your own research!