DGAF Quotient 

DGAF is Don’t Give A F*&K. Your DGAF quotient is a measure of how much of a F you give about things in general. If you’re wound up tight and all worried about everything, your DGAF quotient is very low. This is unattractive. If you truly DGAF and you are just a mess, your DGAF quotient is too high and this, too, is unattractive. You need a DGAF quotient is somewhere between picking up after yourself and not showering when you get up in the morning. Somewhere in there is good.

That chick is wound up way too tight. She needs to bring up her DGAF Quotient.

DGAF Quotient by Bozmond Bozzwall April 28, 2007

Artistic Quotient 

Artistic quotient is the perceived level of artistic taste an individual possesses. Abbreviated as AQ.

According to the purveyors of this term, a person with a high artistic quotient is one who indulges in art that is underground, non-mainstream, quirky, eclectic or kvlt.

Death metal guy: Hey, how did your date go?

Indie filmmaker guy: Bad ... she listens to Lady Gaga.

Death metal guy: Oh ... can I have her number then?

Indie filmmaker guy: Are you fucking kidding me! Do you want me to repeat how low her Artistic Quotient is!

Artistic Quotient by Der Gelb Baron December 5, 2011

brown kid quotient 

The brown kid quotient (or BKQ) is the number of total students divided by the number of brown kids in a school. It can be used to make quick and accurate judgments of a school's affluence and prestige. Closely related to a school's academic achievement.

Rich: Hey Allison, you should go to Queens with me.
Allison: Fuck that, the BKQ is too high, I'd get raped.

Nerd: I can't attend Fowler, its brown kid quotient is off the charts!!

brown kid quotient by Quarr February 24, 2011

Educational Quotient 

Secret Societies and other groups sometimes use an "EQ" when communicating in many forms. The embedding of pre-determined information helps members to enrich, shorten, and encrypt a story in seemingly normal conversation.

He will take you down for sure sister. Look at the car he drives. For sure to be a bonafide "Lady in Red".

I guess you are right. Is that another an Educational Quotient from the movie we watched a while back? Kind of like taking the Red or Blue pill I guess.

Educational Quotient by no know April 1, 2011

kick ass quotient

A measure of an individual's, group's, nation's, etc's ability to kick ass in any given competition.

"Dude... what's up with France... their kick ass quotient is nonexistent!"

kick ass quotient by Andrew Spotts June 28, 2007

the quotient 

the adequate sum

thanks for that beer man... mmm... that was the quotient

the quotient by maxsell aka onestock March 2, 2012

Emotional Quotient 

An emotional quotient is the level of one's emotional intelligence, which honestly makes no sense, why does one need to know emotion? it's better to stay in playing call of duty or whatever the craftblox or something is called.

Her emotional quotient was above average.

Emotional Quotient by ur boi typical internet loser May 16, 2017