douchebag quotient

the percentage of complete fucking tools attending any social gathering. normally higher at nightclubs that sell PBR in cans.

shit, fool, douchebag quotient be high tonight. bet the DJ's playing kid rock next.

douchebag quotient by woozefa August 11, 2009

Quotefest 

A quotefest is what happens when a conversation morphs from conversation to quotation. People start talking about something, and by the end of it, they're going back and forth with quotations. Common with Arrested Development quotes.

Last night, I was trying to tell a story, and the conversation turned into a quotefest only two sentences in.

Quotefest by D Goody December 3, 2009

Quotev 

Formerly Quizzaz. Basically a mixture of Facebook and Wattpad. People write stories or fan fictions and can make quizzes. Popular quizzes include create a boyfriend, lyric/band knowledge, various personality quizzes. Most people are fangirls and or have some sort of mental disorder (ie depression, social anxiety, etc.). You can find fans of just about anything on Quotev, such as bands, anime, books/movies/tv shows. There are some rare serious writers. People post RAs (recent activity) which can be like Facebook statuses or Tweets. Quotev is a mostly friendly place but don't let it take over your social life (jk you can't avoid it)

"Read this fan fiction! I found it on quotev!"
"I have no social life because of quotev. "

Quotev by Post Hardcore Girl May 10, 2014

Quote Pyramid 

A quote pyramid occurs when someone on a forum quotes someone else's post who has quoted someone else who quoted someone else etc. etc. .

If the forum does not have something that automatically caps the amount of quotes in one post, then this results a huge pile-up of quotes in a series of different posts. These, are Quote Pyramids.

Dude 1:Oh man there was a post with over 1000 quotes in the other day, biggest quote pyramid I've ever seen.
Dude 2: Orly?

Quote Pyramid by Bobinator2000 December 16, 2008

quotation mark effect 

when you put quotes around a certain word or phrase to imply something without saying it directly.

In the mafia for example they would say something like,

"The dishes are done and the kids are in bed" to imply to a hierarchy or an associate in a public place that the order was successfully carried out, such as the transporting of drugs, blowing something up or murdering someone.

Or: I'll bring the party "supplies" by your house around 10. (supplies being alcohol w/o being directly stated)

john: Why did you put quotes around supplies when you were talking about the party tonight?

jack: i was implying something else so others wouldn't know what i was really referring to. it's called the quotation mark effect.

quotation mark effect by KR567456735 August 22, 2010

Quotable 

A phrase that is too mindnumbingly awesome to be forgotten.

"Pulp Fiction has some of the best quotables of all time."

"You were scared pantsless? That's a quotable."

Quotable by fandango7 April 28, 2010

drama on quotev 

brii being fake

michael cheating
tessa cheating
hatty cheating
haley trying to guilt trip people
god nate posting pornhub links
leo and bassy just generally being part of everything
haley and leo arguing
leo and brii arguing
haley and brii i think
brii deactivating her friends account
sage making comments every second
samantha and brii's stupid shit

"drama on quotev is wilddd"

drama on quotev by some of you guys are so June 17, 2018