pumpernickle 

Meaning: the person you are video chatting with
is a very reliable person whom always keeps promises,
and is much cooler than you.

Yet instead of saying that sentence because your afraid,
you just say this word.

"Your such a pumpernickle, hehehe."

pumpernickle by leoneisapumpernickle February 15, 2009

Pumpernickel 

Is the safe word yelled out to warn people that pornographic material is being watched and enjoyed in the room/area they are about to enter.

As Samantha came down the stairs to the living room, Ryan yelled 'Pumpernickel' so she was not shocked by the alien orgy currently on the TV.

Pumpernickel by J.T.T.B6976 June 12, 2015

pumpernickle 

A nick name of Brian Pumper. A world Class Porn actor and part of the elite pornstars. In other word PUMPMANICKLE!
SEEEEEENNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

"Yo Check Out pumpernickle poundin that bitches ass nicely Dog" Blaze up that chronic Pumpanickle!SEEEEEENNN!!!

pumpernickle by Chris February 1, 2005

pumpernickel 

a word to express anything supa-dupa-fly, bombastic, bomb-biggity, or boom-diggs. Also used to describe bomb chronic

eh yaw, that shit is SOOO pumpernickel. (alternate slang = "pump-nicks" or "tha pumps")

pumpernickel by Pumpernickel Posse November 18, 2003

Pumpernickel 

Is the safe word yelled out to warn people that pornographic material is being watched and enjoyed in the room/area they are about to enter.

As Samantha came down the stairs to the living room, Ryan yelled 'Pumpernickel' so she was not shocked by the alien orgy currently on the TV.

Pumpernickel by J.T.T.B6976 June 12, 2015

pumpernickel pump-off 

Pumping off using two warm slices of buttered pumpernickel bread.

"Dude, I was in the bakery yesterday, and I had the best pumpernickel pump-off ever!"

"Just got home from the grocery store with my girl. You guys know what time it is? It's time for a pumpernickel pump-off!"

"Spending the night alone...guess it's time to make a pumpernickel pump-off."

pumpernickel pump-off by The Dangerous One45 April 3, 2014

Pumpernickel Finger-Gun 

A Pumpernickel Finger-Gun is a sexual act that involves anal sex and fingering. It commonly occurs when a Male and Female are having Anal Sex and the Males penis gets stuck in the Females sphincter.

Then, the Male has to use his fingers to get his penis out of the Females sphincter, which causes the Female to release her bowel contents all over the Males finger.

It is a very messy process.

"Bro, I was fucking Stacey last night and we had to do the old Pumpernickel Finger-Gun!"
"Go... Go wash your hands, David."

Pumpernickel Finger-Gun by Ricky Biff and Little Peter January 14, 2021