straight posted

To be gone, high as fuck, drunk as fuck, or both at the same time ;)

Dude jimmy was straight posted at Julia's turn up last night!

straight posted by KingOfTurnUps January 7, 2014

pissed 

British - drunk
American - really mad

"Oi, look at Tim! He's pissed off his ass! Haha!"
"Man, I'm fuckin pissed!"

pissed by Tommy F. September 24, 2005

ass posse 

A posse, usually small, that epicly fails at life and is stupid.

Let's get out of here! Greg is here with his ass posse and all they do is fuck around with their dicks!

ass posse by Nubnubs December 3, 2010

pissed away 

A descriptive term for wantonly wasting ones money, typically in a stupid or frivolous fashion.

Dude, I pissed away my pay check buying rounds at the club last night.

Careful in Las Vegas, you'll piss away your savings.

pissed away by ReverendBob June 29, 2009

possessional anchors 

Physical remnants of a previous relationship that provide a security blanket in your current life

She had been divorced for 3 years and glancing around her home, she suddenly became aware of the possessional anchors from a previous life scattered throughout and knew that it was time to discard them and move on.

possessional anchors by crs-w November 1, 2016

Piss passed 

This is when someone passes a mandatory evaluation by questionable means, such as cheating by a friendly official.

I piss passed my fire awareness annual because my pal gave me credit.

Piss passed by I, Wreckerrr April 7, 2021

Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted 

When you roast someone and they have no comebacks at all and just standing there, absorbing the screams from the crowd as the roastee, makes a square in the air with his hands, and waves a check in the air.

1: You're ugly!
2: That sounds like a mouthful, i'm sure you used that when you were choking on your dads dick.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
an example of someone being Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted.

Me: please help me i'm bored and made a shitty meme...

Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted by Zupalan January 9, 2019