Pooched 

Origin: A contraction of "screwed the pooch".

Something that has stopped working or is broken in a bad way.

I accidentally installed some spyware on my computer and now it's totally pooched!

Pooched by ahirebet March 27, 2009

parched

To be very very thirsty

1)Pass us a brew love im parched
2)Boil the kettle love im parched
3)Raggin Pat Butcher really made me parched

parched by Rodam July 28, 2008

Porche 

The way dummies type Porsche, a sports car manufacturer.

- I think I'm going to buy a Porche
- You should first try to spell it correctly...

Porche by lelu the only one April 5, 2008

pooched 

A term used by stoners to let the group know that the joint/bowl is finished. It has also been adapted towards the stoners life style; 2. to be tired

Dude! the bowl is pooched
I am so pooched

pooched by Con August 3, 2004

Parched

1. Exceedingly eager to get something (especially play)

2. Extremely Desperate

(Girl running up to guy) "Hey, you want to come over to my house later, we could...um...watch a movie together."

(Girl1 under breath) "Thirsty"

(Girl2) "Nah girl, she's parched"

Parched by TrueDemagogue July 30, 2011

Poached 

When a man is stalked and picked up by a woman.

Friend: how did you guys meet?
She: I saw him walking down the street and found him interesting so I followed him. Then I poached him!

Poached by glenzo August 1, 2018

Perched 

A gay man standing, sitting, or posing in a cunty or feminine manner

"Gurl, who is that queen over there perched by the bar"

"Child, that's Miss James, she's a legendary kiki"

Perched by DivaLiscous2 May 2, 2010