pint of cooking 

"Cooking" bitter or lager is the cheapest beer a pub has available. Keg bitter is the most expensive. It comes from the term "cooking sherry"

"Hey Jock, I'll 'ave a pint of cooking!'

pint of cooking by karientoch March 15, 2019

pint of cream 

A pint of Guinness stout with a thick creamy head of foam.

This pint of Guinness is so thick and smooth its like drinking a pint of cream!

pint of cream by talk2me-JCH2 May 12, 2022

Pint-sizer

Short male usually internally self concious about himself so he resorts to establishing a false identity of being a badass or "gangster". A male shorter than average height who partakes in ego boosting activities such as weight lifting and cheer leading. A small man who surrounds himself with a multitude of bigger men to make himself feel more secure. A little man with an ego of Andre the Giant. A self-proclaimed "gangster" who is short therefore "pint sized".
Syn: douchebag, wankster, wanksterbag, wannabe gangster, little man, small penis, small penis syndrome.

Guy1: Yo, check out that short dude over there with that ridiculous outfit. It's like five below zero outside, why is he wearing a muscle shirt?

Guy2: Cause man, that's a pint-sizer for you.

Pint-sizer by Reel Smart January 10, 2011

pint size 

anyone who is very small in stature

Ben Jones is a pint size freak

pint size by Mark March 16, 2004

Pint Rating 

A way guys compare with each other how attractive they think a woman is. By judging the number of pints it would take before you slept with each woman. The more pints the less attractive the woman.

For accuracy where pints would not be enough a guy can refer to other measures e.g. shots

For extreme circumstances (a minger) a guy could use something stronger such as LSD.

Guy 1: "Oooh she's fit, Pint rating?"

Guy 2: "I'd say 3-4 pints"

Guy 3: "2 pints and a shot"

Guy 1: "What about her mate, 12 pints?"

Guy 2: "More like 15!"

Guy 3: "No way I'd say say 20 pints and LSD's before i'd shag her!"

Pint Rating by El-magico April 6, 2010

pint of view 

An opinion, attitude or judgment given after the consumption of alcohol, often on social media, usually after closing time and into the early hours; can contain spelling mistakes, swear words, regret, caps lock on and unfinished sentences...

Did you see that Facebook post by Andy at 2am this morning?

Yeah, typical Andy just giving his drunk pint of view !

pint of view by Gingerbreadandy March 12, 2016

Pint of Mess  

Someone who is such a mess in terms of appearance or personality that you feel the need to quantify their level of disgrace.

Can also be used to describe obese, disabled or physically scarred persons.

Rab: Did you see Michael last night?

Al: Yeah he looked like a disgrace.

Rab: Yep yep. One might say he was a Pint of Mess last night.

Pint of Mess by ApeHandRab July 7, 2008