karl petter 

karl petter means "a man with a big penis".

when someone see a man with a big penis they say: you are like karl petter!!

karl petter by mortymort October 28, 2013

pitted 

When a surfer is within the tube section of a breaking wave, so far within that they are unlikely to make it out because they are very deep within the tube of the breaking wave.

Oh brah, you see that guy get pitted on that wave over there!? Sweet!

pitted by Brandon Nigri January 2, 2009

ishi pitted 

Extremely pitted. When one gets pitted on a level comparable to the amount of pittedness that one would get while trying to kayak through Ishi Pishi Falls on the Klamath River. Ishi Pishi is a notoriously dangerous section of the Klamath River, and many who attempt to kayak it often get pitted beyond belief.

Austin: Dude, you just cased it so hard on that jump! I think you came up ten feet short.

Justin: I think my heel is broken.

Austin: I wouldn't be surprised. You just got ishi pitted.

ishi pitted by ATownTheOriginalGangster February 28, 2011

Arthur the Potted Plant

Originally a marijuana plant on the desk of a MAD Magazine writer, but is now an avocado plant. Arthur appears in the backdrop of comic strips in MAD magazine to this day, and has grown more and more leaves over the years.

Have you seen how big and legal Arthur the Potted Plant has gotten over the years? ECCH!

Arthur the Potted Plant by Drewsus Christ January 24, 2009

petedisc 

name used when reffering to a most sexual boy with superb taste in music, whom works in a record store.

in conversation:

"you know that petedisc?"

"oh that guy, yes, he is most sexual."

petedisc by Krista Inbloom April 20, 2007

Pettersen scale

A system for measuring and rating the intensity of a fart.

1 - Silent but deadly
2 - Audible, but untraceable
3 - Downright rude
4 - Shirts over noses
5 - Causes minor tremors in confined spaces
6 - Good for crowd control, empties a room
7 - Leaves a small stain
8 - Requires a immediate change of underwear
9 - Time to see a doctor
10 - Armageddon. All of the above and self-asphyxiation leading to inadvertent suicide

"Man, that would be a 9.5 on the Pettersen Scale... I'm off home to change my daks!"

Pettersen scale by Stefanowicz January 15, 2008

pitted 

getting deep in a really hollow wave, usually you dont't make it out

Holy Shit! did u see that guy get pitted on that wave? it was awesome!!!

pitted by Lezza March 28, 2006