Tankis-perfected 

Someone so intelligent and sexy

He must be a Tankis-perfected

Tankis-perfected by Tankis-perfected September 13, 2021

Burrito Perspective 

When viewing a burrito one notices there are two ends: The front end and the back end. Typically the viewer would have no idea which end of the burrito is front or back, therefore determining the burrito's left and right sides vary in relation to it's orientation on a plate. One must view the burrito as it's own entity therefore the burrito establishes it's own left and right sides, subsequently rendering the ability to to establish a burrito's left and right sides completely impossible.

J: Dude I'm fucking hungry.
E: Yeah man me too, lets see what's in the fridge.
E: Check it out man there's two burrito's left! Which one do you want?
J: Ummmm... I'll take the left one.
E: Good, the right one is bigger.
J: I meant left from the perspective of the burrito.
E: FUCK!!! you just blew my mind!(head explodes)

Burrito Perspective

Burrito Perspective by St. Pierre Holland March 28, 2009

Perspectionist 

Someone that’s always able to perfectly see situations from other peoples perspectives.

We never fight because he’s a perspectionist.

Perspectionist by SquigglyHoblet September 7, 2022

Virgin Perspective

A boy virgin seeing a girl virgin naked for the first time. The boy has never seen a naked women before. He would presumably think she was beautiful because he has nothing to compare her to. Nothing else could be better or worse, at least in that moment. The boy wold not be able to judge because his mind is a blank slate.

A girl undresses in front of her boyfriend. He has a virgin perspective.

Virgin Perspective by mynameisrickyg2012 December 26, 2013

Js Perspective

a short senecio from someone’s perspective.

not specifically anyone, just for my person. for you youll put 2 letters before the word perspective and those 2 letters will stand for the person your thinking of and your writing as if your them, like a diary. but not your diary.

what’s that your reading.?

it’s a story i wrote from someone else’s mind

what.

Js Perspective

Js Perspective by forgottenDays January 27, 2022

I Agree with you completely absolutely and I agree with your perspective.

A complete agreement.

“I feel like such a sentinel today! Bouncing that wall is wearing me out of bounds!”
“TRULYTRUE TRUE, I agree with you completely absolutely and I agree with your perspective.”

I Agree with you completely absolutely and I agree with your perspective. by HOMOSAPIEN LOGIC COORDINATOR September 23, 2022

Perspective Police 

That person/persons who remind you to look at your situation in a different light by comparing it with the situation of themselves or others.They usually spring into action when you are feeling sorry for yourself or you think things are going badly for you.

Guy 1- "Holy crap it's hot out here! It must be at least 90!"

Guy 2 - "Time to call the Perspective Police. It could be worse man, at least you're not stuck in the deserts of Iraq like Joe."

Perspective Police by Wandering in the Desert July 13, 2011