Paragon poverty

See Paragon Security.

It is the condition of living in poverty but to the extreme. It is a special kind of poverty that you can only find while working for Paragon Security. The condition of being in Paragon poverty is having a full time job which you are working hard on long shifts, many being night shifts, while doing overtime constantly, and working weeks on end without any days off all at minimum wage, yet making somehow less than a Mc. Donald's employee.

Paragon Security: "Hey Mike you NEED to work tonight for a one hour shift. Don't worry we will pay you overtime."

Mike (Paragon Guard): "One hour? Are you crazy? I have just enough subway tickets to last me for the next week of work. I can't afford to come into work today! I'm living in Paragon poverty!"

Paragon poverty by Matthew E December 1, 2007

Paragon Point 

In RL you can give out paragon points as recognition for
A.) Acting like a bitch
B.) Caking
C.) Deciding to dip out on fun for responsibilities
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In the xbox 360 game mass effect, paragon points are given to the player after they:
A.) Act like a pussy
B.) Skip badass cinematic because they don't want to kill anyone
C.) Release a deadly acid spitting alien into the galaxy because they're fucking retarded
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Scott: "Hey Seb, you gonna party with us tonight?"

Seb: "Sorry guys I think I'm going to study for that chem exam tomorrow instead of drinking until i black out naked in the lawn"

Scott: "What a bitch"

Eric: "Two paragon points you pussy piece of shit!" (yelling at Seb)

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Jason: "Dude! MSI is playing in the city you should totally dip out on work and come with us!"

Fletcher: "Ah shit! I would, but I got work and the manager might be upset with me if I called in on such short of notice."

Jason: "...way to be a tool, paragon points lame ass"

Paragon Point by Eric Holocaust February 11, 2008

Paragon of virtue 

What Chris Cuomo certainly is not.

I don't know who you'd consider a paragon of virtue, but it's certainly not supposed to be Chris Cuomo.

Paragon of virtue by Uncle Dimma December 26, 2021

Paragon of emptiness 

The antithesis to a Paragon of virtue

Well if among the democrats running for president in 2020 Tulsi Gabbard was my Paragon of virtue, my Paragon of emptiness for the same cohort would be pocahontas Warren

Paragon of emptiness by Uncle Dimma December 26, 2021

Paragon'ed

Verb.

1.The act of responding uselessly to a useless thread started by a normally worth while poster. 2.Being the first to respond to a thread that has yet to be posted in.

origin: Started by MikePortnoy.com fourmer MS Paragon GT in a desprete attempt to make his name a verb in the vein of Suaved or Dance of Maternity'ed. It has failed to take off like he had hoped.

You just got Paragon'ed

Paragon'ed by MS Paragon GT April 6, 2005

Paragon (game) 

A shity game made by Epic Games for players that can not afford to buy a real game, because this one is made in Unreal Engine, a game engine for Unreal games ! And because there isn’t enough players Paragon’s servers are going to close April 26th !

Wait are you playing Paragon (game) ? That shity game that is going to close ?

Paragon (game) by ZOSK May 8, 2018

Paragon's Dialysis 

When you initially think something has gone well, but the longer you have to reflect the worse you think you've done. But actually it's all just in your mind and your initial thoughts are the correct ones.

Mick: How did the interview go?
Paula: I thought it went well at first, but the more I think about it, the more I think it went badly.
Mick: Sounds like a case of Paragon's Dialysis
Paula: Yeh could just be a case of Paragon's Dialysis

Paragon's Dialysis by Paragon's Dialysis Machines November 17, 2020