Pandemic Paradise 

A minecraft server that was created with the purpose of curing the boredom and the stress that came with this pandemic.
sadly coming to an end in late 2021.

Hey do you remember Pandemic Paradise
Yeah i do it was alot of fun wasnt it?

Pandemic Paradise by CaduCL28 January 31, 2022

National Pandemic 

Catchword from late 2005 used to describe the effects of the "bird-flu" which, as of right now, has only killed 60 Asian poultry farmers.

Will probably be looked back upon like the ideas of "Shock and Awe" and "Y2K"

I heard some guy on CNN saying that the bird-flu will be a national pandemic if it ever gets to the US.

National Pandemic by phasesout October 19, 2005

pandemic

Brand name for that heron, heroin, that fire shit that'll get you fucked up, on The Wire. Not to be confused with WMD, Bin Laden, or Icicles.

Bodie Broadus: "PAAAAANDEMIC! Got that PANDEMIC!"
Bubs: "Gimme two"
*Bodie flashes sign for two vials to the runner*

pandemic by Preston Broadus December 10, 2009

Pandemic Pokey-Cokey 

The panic that sets in when strangers meet in a passage or aisle not allowing 2 metres social distancing room.

You should’ve seen those pensioners doing the Pandemic Pokey-Cokey in the corner store confectionary aisle. They were moving quicker than cats chasing lasers.

Pandemic Pokey-Cokey by Scamdy-cat June 2, 2020

pandemic pudge 

Extra body fat gained as a result of inactivity and/or lack of motivation to work out during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Man Charlie's gained some weight since we've last seen him, guess the pandemic pudge hit him real hard.

pandemic pudge by FlamingOrange April 25, 2021

Pandemic

A worldwide outbreak of a disease.
The term 'pandemic' is often confused with 'epidemic'.
Some current pandemics are Swine Flu and HIV/AIDS. Some may consider the common cold a pandemic.

Pandemics have been known to vary unpredictably from very mild to devastating. Swine Flu was predicted to be a really bad outbreak, hence the extreme precautions taken, but it turned out to be a harmless cold. Spanish Flu, on the other hand, was not predicted and caused widespread damage, with an estimated 50,000,000 deaths worldwide.

Pandemics are usually mild if precautions are taken, and usually don't do much harm. While the media may make it sound horrible, they often leave out important details, like the infectivity, number of cases, and death RATE. Most cases are never confirmed, either; usually just the severe cases. You could get swine flu and never know.

Pandemic is also a popular online game in which the player attempts to kill off the human species with the perfect disease.

People are taking this pandemic way too seriously. It will inevitably go away on its own without the help of panic and media headlines.

Pandemic by MacGenius April 25, 2010

Pandemic Podge 

You can tell they used to workout, a bit of muscle tone, strong arms etc. But then the pandemic hit and the routine went out out of the window.

Insta athletes don't motivate them, and zoom workouts aren't exciting as the question "what is in the snack cupboard today?"

Person 1: How has isolation treated you?
Person 2: Not bad but I've done zero exercise and now own a bit of Pandemic Podge.

Person 1: I like my guys to have dad bods, they are better for cuddling.
Person 2: What about a Pandemic Podge. The softest pillow you'll find.

Pandemic Podge by WildMatt May 6, 2020