pfaster 

1. v. to evaluate someone's body type, hair type, or scentual preferences for the explicit purpose of getting aroused and killing them to have sex with their bodies 2. n. a beauty-obsessed necrophile

"I'm not pfastering you; I'm just asking what shower gel you use"
"Don't pfaster me, you freak"
"Yeah, Saturday night I was out at the club and totally got pfastered"
"Jesus Christ, quit being such a pfaster"
"I'm fairly convinced my neighbor is a total pfaster"

pfaster by JDPS January 19, 2009

Pfaffism 

1 the religious practice or ethical logic based on the teachings or musical proverbs of a certain musical professor at SUNY Plattsburgh and designating him as a minor deity in the order of musical gods and goddesses.

2 a phrase characteristic of said professor from Plattsburgh, NY often but not necessarily relating to counterpoint or the academic study of Classical Music. Examples may include “That’s a sexy texture in that counterpoint,” “Many things will become clear for you this weekend,” or, after talking about Wagner's 25 year opera, “it's a wonder if you live that long, you could've been run over by a meat wagon.”

“As a recent convert to Pfaffism, Sarah was ready to share the good news of Cadential Six-Fours with anyone willing to listen."

Pfaffism by rkfan87 July 1, 2008

PFach 

Nickname for Peter Facinelli, better known as Dr. Carlisle Cullen in the Twilight saga. It was first Tweeted by Facinelli on July 11th, 2009: "From now on I'd like to be referred to as PFach so I can have a cool nickname like RPatz. lol"

One Twitter user: omg PFach is a trending topic! lolz

PFach by ZebraStripes July 15, 2009

Pfannenstein 

Well, Pfannenstein, (FUNN-EN-STEIN) Probably the best last name someone could ask for. It pretty much represents the family as FUN! Which we are completely. This last name should be one that no one changes.

LOOK AT HER, SHE MUSH BE A PFANNENSTEIN:)

Pfannenstein by KMMP June 26, 2009

Pfahly 

"To do a Pfahly" is the act of staying at home while your friends are having a night out in town.

Person 1: "Is Jeremy out tonight?"

Person 2: "No, he's doing a Pfahly."

Pfahly by rj_ August 21, 2008

Pfannkuche 

The last name of the family that created the first pancake in the early 12th century. Even though a few retain this last name, no one left in Pfannkuche family has retained the once great pancake making prowess.

"That man over there, he is a Pfannkuche. His Ancestors created the pancake."

Pfannkuche by Pfaja Havic February 5, 2010

Pfannesed

When someone is telling a group of people about an event or occurrence that you were a part of and completely leaves you out of it.

We always leave one of our friends out of situations that he was a part of, on accident, so we call it being pfannesed because his nickname is pfannes. (also his last name)

pronounced (fon-es-ed)

Trae: The other day a bunch of us went out to eat and the lady next to us started calling us names.

Michael: Yeah I know I was there!

Trae: Shit I just pfannesed you!

Pfannesed by Derekosouraus January 1, 2012