creepy office guy

Co-worker who is extremely awkward, calls at home when you never gave him your number, and has no qualms about mentioning that he got the number from your payroll info. Shows up at your new job after you leave, and at the job of some of your other former-coworkers.

The creepy office guy never leaves a message with anyone if I'm not there. But he's good for hockey tickets, so I suck it up when I need good seats.

creepy office guy by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

office beast 

Office Beast is an over weight broad, usually working in customer service. Fat with red hair, she stomps around all day in her elephant suit and talks about banging randos.

Could you imagine the smell is you took Office Beast's pants off?

office beast by Mad Skeezy July 11, 2014

Office Gash

A female aged 20-30, in an attempt to look business like wears a pencil skirt, high heels, and tight fitting shirt. Generally strut about on their lunch hour looking important but we all know they love it in the back door. Office Gash normally ramps up in the summer months for some unknown reason.

John: Jeez!! Dude where have all these women been hiding.

Dave: Tell me about it, the sun really does bring out all the Office Gash!!

Office Gash by blathman November 30, 2011

Box office bomb 

Any feature-length film that is considered unprofitable or unsuccessful during its theatrical run.

So, the Powerpuff Girls movie adaption was a box office bomb

Box office bomb by Ryan900USAYT December 21, 2022

LJ's Office 

A phrase that is commonly used in a blue collar office setting that refers to the restroom. More specifically one of the stalls, i.e. not a urinal.

Me: Hey man, what's up with that look on your face?
Miller: Dude, I feel a huge, nasty shit coming on. Get out of my way, I think I am going to pay a visit to LJ's Office.
Me: Looks like you might be in there for a while?
Miller: Yeah, I'm taking the newspaper and some chips.

LJ's Office by The Amazing White Casper February 5, 2012

Oval Office Grab-ass 

A game played by the current President and other members of his/her party while inside the Oval Office. This game usually features the President and several of the nation's powerbrokers running around the Oval Office - naked, mind you - grabbing at each other's rear ends.

President Obama, tired after an exhausting night of Oval Office Grab-ass with Harry Reid and Joe Biden, lit a joint, ignoring the distinct fragrance of petroleum jelly that filled the room as a result of the evening's little "game".

Oval Office Grab-ass by jj1221 October 21, 2009

officer zaddy 

Officer Zaddy mean a fine as hell Tim Fucking Bardford.

"What's officer Zaddy doing here Lucy" says Tamara
"Laughs" Lucy

officer zaddy by Chenfordalltheway April 20, 2021