Numpty Truck 

A cheap over decorated shite car often driven by chavs, scrotes and boy racers.

Often coming with an assortment of spoilers and wanky neon lights.

Usally heard before seen due to shite music and/or bean-can exhaust.

"Have you seen that tosser in his numpty truck.....what a flangehead"

"A white nova with racing stripes...what a numpty truck"

Numpty Truck by betamax September 28, 2004

numptoid 

Son of numpty (see numptey). Usually 4 - 7 years old

Margaret: "Craig is such a good father"
Peter: "Well sometimes he can be a bit of a numpty"
Margaret: "That's unkind. He loves his kids"
Peter: "Yeah. I just hope they don't turn into a bunch of numptoids."

numptoid by Pengle April 11, 2007

Numping 

a kind of dance done to attract attention ,first seen in Wigan,England done by the original Numper Sir David Edwards OBE, as he spoke or rather sang in Tongues as he worked himself up into a sexual frenzy brought on by the sight of nubile young boys skinny dipping in the local canal or Cut as they say in the lanky dialect spoken by pit men and mill workers as they danced up pit brew in there clogs

......that cunt is Numping again! arses will be wreaked by midnight!

Numping by No80dy.66uk October 11, 2019

Numpty 

a scottish term, short for numb-skull.
idiot
pratt
wally

" away n'shite, ya fuckin' Numpty "

Numpty by Lord Howard Hurtz March 23, 2004

numpty 

a person so stupid they are incapable of understanding the simpliest of things

John Hall is a Numpty for his festive headwear

numpty by Ted McDanger January 20, 2005

Numpty Fuck 

A complete idiot, a pillock, a drongo, some-one who has no idea.

I've told you a dozen times how to do it, you are a bloody numpty fuck !

Numpty Fuck by Stuart H July 21, 2006

post nuptial agreement 

is an agreement between former lovers after they have split up not to sleep with eachothers friends or sulley there good name or fail to return belongings of that person

me and jenny split up today, dont worry though we have a post nuptial agreement so it should be amicable

post nuptial agreement by Apoclamite July 11, 2010