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nigel29 by nobody.22 January 22, 2023
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Prince of Nigeria 

The act of wiping one's ass with an entire roll of toilet paper at once (while still rolled and turned sideways), and then throwing the roll in someone else's toilet bowl.

The etymology "Prince of Nigeria" comes from the fact that in almost all cases, the person performing this act believes he is so well off, that he does not have time for petty things such as unrolling toilet paper to wipe his ass. Rather, he will use the full roll at once in a wasteful fashion, and leave it in the water for someone else to fish out, as this is no job for a Prince.
Liam lifted the bowl take a piss, only to realize that the Prince of Nigeria had recently used the bathroom. His only option was to finish pissing on the roll that the Prince of Nigeria had left, and then fish out the roll with his bare hands.
Prince of Nigeria by shmonerk June 18, 2012

Nigella Express 

Nipping downstairs in the middle of the night for a quick wank by fridge light.
Wanking by light for quick gratification "Nigella Express"
Nigella Express by Janinsbrown August 5, 2009
A country in Africa commonly mispronounced as a similar word. I recommend you find the correct pronunciation before you say say something incredibly racist. CHILL
I am from Niger
A dark feathered, greasy pigeon that feasts on scraps of discarded chicken pieces in KFC parking lots.
Hey honey-look over there, its a nigeon crawling into a chicken bucket.
nigeon by Pappa Bear August 19, 2008
Country in west Africa.
niger by Edp445/ February 15, 2021