naples in da hizowse 

A term that means either:
A) Go Fuck-off
B) Ha, n00bs, that isn't a Pushrod Bellcrank
C) I'm the lord of dead pigions poping out-a nowheres!

Jay:Dylon, i was going home when I drank this energy shake that tasted like salt and felt like a kick to the groin when...
Negro Nick: Yo, my mom died in a kick to the groin accident. NAPLES IN DA HIZOWSE!
Dylan: really...

naples in da hizowse by Cheesy314 May 17, 2006

Naples hoe 

A bitch that act like she loyal and faithful but not

Aye Bella is such a naples hoe

Naples hoe by Jonjon2hard October 5, 2019

Naples Pasta Maker 

An erect phallus is buttered and fed into a pasta maker. A partner positions themselves beneath the pasta maker, and ingests the flattened remnants of said phallus.

Johnny isn’t coming munting tonight. He’s still recovering from that Naples Pasta Maker he did with Jill and Gretchen last week.

Naples Pasta Maker by GREENFUCKNIGGA12 May 26, 2024

Naples, NY 

A beautiful little old timey village in central NY, FLX nestled under Canandaigua lake.
With a population of under 1k its hard to not run into someone you know, or is related to you in some way or another.
Famous for its annual grape festival, where you can get the finest grape pies.
Make sure you say hello to the lovely mayor Brian as he is a man of his community!

He has been serving the village for over a decade!

Recommended places to visit:
middletown tavern,
Josephs market,
Old school cafe,
The naples hotel (its haunted)
Roots cafe,
Inspire moore winery,
Sutton spoons,
Artizanns.
And many more!

Dont miss out on this hidden gem.

“I heard that naples, ny has a grape festival?”
Yeah! Youve gotta have monicas pies!

“Whats there to do in naples, ny?”
they have a party in the park every week in the middle of town where they play music! Its right by the music store.

“When is the best time to visit naples, ny?”
Autumn! You can see the leaves change color & the second to last week of september they host the annual grape festival”

Naples, NY by Schenkatron1999 October 2, 2025

community school of naples 

A school where parents sacrifice all for their kid's education. The tuition is a lot. Of course for the price of the tuition we get one of the best education in the state. Not all of us are snotty rich kids. The kids who do have lots of money won't flash it in your face. Everyone isn't rich, most are middle class families who only want their kids to have a better education then they did. With a good education, you can get into a good college and be successful in life.

Learn the truth of Community School of Naples for yourselves not taking facts from someone else.

community school of naples by TheTruthofCSN April 1, 2009

Pank Naples 

Pink nipples for people from the south

dayum, she got some pank naples. I loves me some pank naples yall!

Pank Naples by Queef Richards September 30, 2017

community school of naples 

the most pretentious school in the most pretentious town; the place where millionaires (or billionaires) send their kids so they can go to school with others "like them;" a school of trust fund babies who get a new European car every birthday; the land that G Ro pretends to rule that actually gives a surprisingly good education

That kid who took his new BMW to the airport where one of his jets was waiting to fly him to his yacht in the caribbean must go to the Community School of Naples.

community school of naples by Trust Fund Baby/CSN Grad September 8, 2008