Mourning Wood 

n- when one wakes to find he has morning wood, but also has to urinate so bad it hurts.

I was so happy when I woke up with morning wood, but then I realized I had to piss, my morning wood had turned into mourning wood.

Mourning Wood by Wildcard55 October 11, 2010

mourning a dead one

crying over a wilted Johnson

boy 1: did you see Megan Fox in that bikini on that show last night?
boy 2: yeah, i was gonna tug me Johnson but i'd already indulged in several sessions of self-pleasuring and couldn't make him salute, all i ended up doing was mourning a dead one (proceeds to cry over memories)

mourning a dead one by berrylads August 23, 2011

Mourning TV 

The media's obsession with recently deceased celebrities.

"Wow man, I turned on the Mourning TV and every channel was playing Michael Jackson music videos. So I knew right away he was dead even before I heard the news broadcast."

Mourning TV by burnee June 28, 2009

Mourning Wood 

It's akin to the more widespread 'morning wood', but instead of being a function of a typical male, it is instead a daily reminder to necrophiliacs. It does involve an erection upon regaining consciousness, but instead of being caused by lustful porn stars, it's caused by sadness that your lover last night is now six feet under, and you are depressed, but more so you are excited at the thought of having them once. Hence the title 'mourning wood'

Doug: Hey man, that party we had at the cemetery last night was a blast.

Mike: Yeah, i found a 40-something blond amongst the oldies. I definitely had some mourning wood when i woke up.

Mourning Wood by katzdogma July 22, 2007

Mourning After 

Spokane, Washinton's greatest rock.

Drew-Guitar
Ben- Vocals
Bill- Bass
Mike- Drums

(Drew is my brother)

www.mourningmusic.com- Look at it!

Mourning After by Pantseh June 5, 2004

mourning hour 

death hour
it means moment of death

jack: You know that guy?
John: yeah! he was my step-father.
but he is dead now.
I was with him on mourning hour.

mourning hour by Sahand71 September 10, 2013

mourning after 

Da "yucky 'n' sick" feeling dat you experience after da booze-soaked funeral-gathering dat you attended da previous day.

To truly show respect to da "dearly departed" during a memorial get-together, everyone is expected to show sensitivity and restraint; you are not supposed to turn it into a wild drunken afternoon orgy from which you'd later suffer a "mourning after"!

mourning after by QuacksO December 30, 2020