Moosed 

The underhanded tactic of getting what you want when the cat is away.

When you get asked out for "coffee" and realise its not for an actual coffee.....You've been Moosed!

Moosed by MoosetMoosoMmomOOSETHAGOOSER July 28, 2019

Got Mussed 

When you are in the presence of Mussaddeque Ahmed and he makes your cheeks ache by causing you to laugh excessively. His Number 1 fan, Mamoon Ahmed, finds himself perpetually Mussed and as such cannot close his eyes to sleep.

Mussaddeque: *His jokes cannot be accurately replicated in text*
Mamoon: *The loving laugh which cannot be accurately conveyed in text*
Mamoon: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE MY CHEEKS ARE ACHING!
Jaker: You got mussed son.
Michelle: Muss you are so awesome I'm going to bake you a technical challenge.

Example 2:
Jaker: Mamoon are you awake?
*Mamoon is asleep but his eyes are open as he has been Mussed heavily during the day*
Jaker: OOOOOO he Got Mussed!

Got Mussed by jibcheese January 8, 2013

Doh I missed

Exclamation of missing or great failure. Said by Wario in Mario party one.

When Wario lands on he bowser space he says Doh I missed

An F in math ?! DOH I MISSED!!!

Just at the bottom of the net doh I missed

Doh I missed by Doh I missed June 29, 2011

I missed the part where that's my problem 

Something you say to someone when they have mentioned something you don't give a fuck about or isn't relevant.

Person1: Hey man, I was sick yesterday.
Person2: I missed the part where that's my problem.

Student: I was late because I missed the bus..
Teacher: I missed the part where that's my problem.

I missed the part where that's my problem by 17 inch dildo March 15, 2015

Messed up 

A bad thing, or an unusual thing. Also a really strange thing that’s not necessary.

“Kevin, can you please move your seat towards the very back?,” said Ms. Smith

“Yeah sure, can I sit in the front though since no one sits there and I can see the board better?,” said Kevin.

“No, I’d like you to sit in the back because that way you won’t be near your friends,” said Ms. Smith.

“But why would I sit in the back when I can’t see in the back anyways? Bro that’s just messed up,” said Kevin again.

Messed up by Trinity:) October 30, 2019

Messed up 

To make a mistake

Brandon messed up, and now he's dealing with the negative consequences.

Messed up by I_win_ January 29, 2018

Moosedangling 

The dangling of a moose from a pylon.

Grab the rope! We're going moosedangling
dangling moose rope

Moosedangling by LongJohnTrumpyPants October 6, 2012