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mitt romney by SkyScott June 13, 2007
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Mitt muffler
A mitt muffler is another term for a tampon or maxi pad. The primary use of a mitt muffler is to dampen the sound of a vaginal queef (fart). Some women also like to use mitt mufflers to help obsorb bloody fluid's that tend to leak from the vaginal area once a month for upto 7 days depending on how much of a filthy snap the old gals got on her.
"Eh chief, I hear your old lady is rockin the old "Mitt muffler" this week. No offense to you or your family but how do you put your dick in that old axe wound on a regular basic chiefy? "
Mitt muffler by Uncle ty October 29, 2014
Mitt Socked
The female equivalent of getting sacked, characterized by a strong blow of the fist to the vaginal region.
Mitt Socked by 313vagina February 23, 2009
Mitt Romney Flip-Flopper
To flip-flop to make yourself look good for Southern Social Conservatives.
To run for senate Governor in Massachusetts supporting Gay Rights and Pro-Choice values, then switching your position when you run for President.
To Take credit for Social Programs that you did not support and in some cases vetoed. Taking credit for balancing the Massachusetts state budget while claiming that you are not a big spender.
To interfere with the States veiws to look good national
To run for senate Governor in Massachusetts supporting Gay Rights and Pro-Choice values, then switching your position when you run for President.
To Take credit for Social Programs that you did not support and in some cases vetoed. Taking credit for balancing the Massachusetts state budget while claiming that you are not a big spender.
To interfere with the States veiws to look good national
Mitt Romney Flip-Flopper by Bay Stater for truth January 11, 2008
mitt romney ads
Stupid video ads that pop up on any site that have to do with the Republican politician Mitt Romney and usually take up to 30 seconds wasting your time.
Person: oh look ___ made a new video!
*opens youtube video*
*ad pops up and says*: "Mitt Romney is a your future."
Person: -_- fucking mitt romney ads... *waits 17 seconds*
*opens youtube video*
*ad pops up and says*: "Mitt Romney is a your future."
Person: -_- fucking mitt romney ads... *waits 17 seconds*
mitt romney ads by theaverageinternetuser August 11, 2012
mitt joint
dont play at john's cardroom, it's a mitt joint. i caught a guy dealing from the bottom of the deck last time, and they didnt do anything about it
mitt joint by el grande ray February 18, 2008
Mitt Romney
Something Massachusetts is happy to be rid of. More commonly known as "Mitt the Shit" or "Mittens", Romney left office before he could be run out of the state on a rail. He really did a good job fixing the Big Dig. Yeah, right!
This guy is not only incompetitent, he's the biggest flip-flopper in politics. And this doesn't mean his position "evolves" over time or as the situation changes. Mitten's position changes depending on which state he happens to be in at the time. No nuance about this guy. He's one of those "dazzle them with bullshit" kind of politicians, about as cardboard and phony as you will find in politics.
This guy is not only incompetitent, he's the biggest flip-flopper in politics. And this doesn't mean his position "evolves" over time or as the situation changes. Mitten's position changes depending on which state he happens to be in at the time. No nuance about this guy. He's one of those "dazzle them with bullshit" kind of politicians, about as cardboard and phony as you will find in politics.
Mitt Romney by DK Sett May 23, 2007