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bag of mashed assholes

a visual reference used when describing something very ugly
Geez, have you seen Brian's date? She's uglier than a bag of mashed assholes.

mashed pootatoes 

Mashed POO-ta-TOES

The act of shitting in the shower, then mashing the poo down the drain with one's toes to destroy the evidence.
Jill enters the shower and says: "Why does it smell like shit in here?!"

Jack: "Sorry, I couldn't hold it. I had to do the mashed pootatoes."
mashed pootatoes by o2bsoulman February 9, 2010

MarShekia 

MarShekia is one of the sweetest people on this planet. She can be a best friend, mother and daughter. She is a hardworking individual that puts others first most times. But, when it is her time to relax, she goes all out. She is a great and passionate person, that is creative, understanding and loving. Her man loves and adores her. But be careful....just don't make her mad!
lover, friend, mother, sister, MarShekia
MarShekia by LadysRUs February 12, 2010

Marshadow 

An adorable and absurdly powerful mythical Pokemon released for the 7th generation that the Pokemon Company doesn't want to acknowledge when it comes to actually expanding it's lore.
"So Pokemon I Choose You is out now and I'm curious, how was Marshadow?"
"Huh, what? I forget why it showed up in the movie. It's mostly just there for the sake of being a obstacle..."
Marshadow by isabelleisqueen October 17, 2018

GET YOUR DINNER MASHED 

WHEN ONE RECEIVES ANAL SEX
SHE LIKES ANAL SEX SO I ASKED HER "WANT TO GET YOUR DINNER MASHED?" SHE SAID "BUT OF COURSE"
GET YOUR DINNER MASHED by KUMGETSUM September 15, 2009
getting dumped after a relationship lasting 2 weeks or less.
Guy 1:me and my girlfriend only went out for 2 weeks and then she broke up with me.
Guy 2: You got marched!
marched by B-izzle December 24, 2006