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Premature Marination 

"Doing a Jamie Oliver"

When you marinate meat for such a short length of time that it adds no flavour whatsoever and does nothing for tenderizing the meat. You might as well have rubbed the meat on your balls instead.
"He prematurely marinated the meat, and yielded no flavour or tenderising as a result"
"His meat was flavourless like a bland, prematurely marinated sausage"
"Premature marination is like adding chilli jam to fried rice, it bad and make you stupid"
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Bromantic Mancation 

A heterosexual weekend getaway which could be misconstrued as a romantic getaway.
"My friend and I left our wives at home and had a Bromantic Mancation last weekend. We went to a few wineries, breweries and spent quite a few hours surfing together".

Trance & Dental Medication 

The religion of one of David Lynch's characters in the movie, BLUE VEVET, named Frank Booth. Portrayed by Dennis Hopper, Frank Booth inhales nitrous oxide from a cannister. It puts him into a psychotic trance, thus, "Trance and Dental" the dental, coming from the use of nitrous oxide at the dentist. David Lynch is out of his mind, claiming that if we give him(Maharishi Yogi) 7 Billion Dollars, that this will some how bring about world peace is beyond insane. Fortunately, we already know David Lynch IS insane.
Trance & Dental Medication will make you higher than David Lynch when he's meditating while smoking American Spirit cigarettes.

medication

A student night in liverpool which always ends up with dignity being lost
'Medication woo! Time to throw away all my prospects in life!'
medication by beimear November 16, 2011

mancation 

Mancation is an annual event that combines beer, steak dinners, beer, hiking & biking, beer, several rounds of golf, beer, and never reading a map or asking for directions with a group of guys who have been frineds for years. Ultimately, it's not entirely impossible to be eaten by a bear.
Larry, Chris & Bill spent fives day in Nashville for Mancation 2005.
mancation by Larry Meadows August 6, 2006

glaucoma medication 

some states, such as Oregon, have legalized the use of medical marijuana to treat glaucoma, which is a disease that causes blindless. so basically, pack up your piece, go to oregon, pretend you have glaucoma, and get baked on some sweet glaucoma meds.
(see also weed reefer ganga pot herb)
Yo megan, this glaucoma is getting hard to deal with. grab your glaucoma medication, let's go to an OFG meeting and smoke a bowl.
glaucoma medication by OFGmember September 16, 2008

vagication 

When a women is taking time off from having sex.
I haven't had sex with my wife in 3 months. She's on a vagication!
vagication by p mammen August 2, 2009