Adjective (complimentary)
Derived from motion (slang).
Made to roll off the tongue when referring to someone as having motion(money/resources) and with rizz.
Lotion is a common expression used among hip and trendy youngsters to describe someone with MANY maidens.
The logic behind "Lotion" is that you use lotion to lubricate yourself when instantly gratifying your virgin needs AND those of your many MANY MAIDENS. I'm sure I'm forgetting something LIKE THE NUMBER OF MAIDENS I HAVE BECAUSE I HAVE INFINITE LOTION. I could rub it all over myself. Lubricate myself properly... like a chad.
"He's got motion, and lotion. What a cool guy"
"He looks like he's full of lotion"
"Wow he's got all the lotion, big W"
"They have so much lotion they stole all the maidens (unlike some random fella that goes by the name of... Spidey)"
"They have so much lotion it could lubricate your entire mother"
"Look over there! Is that... Mr. Motion Lotion?! *Gasp -- Yes. It's me, Mr. Motion Lotion *Starts mewing"
The semi solid mass that forms in the dispenser, which must be picked out of the first squirt of suntan lotion, moisturizer, etc. Consistency is such that it is reminicient of a booger.
Lori: Rub this on my back.
Todd: Flip over.
Lori: Gross! I can feel the lotion booger on my shoulder!
Todd: Ugh! *flick*