Lockeism 

The religion centered around the worship of John Locke (from the infamous Lost series) as God, or the Alpha Dog. In this religion, it is the belief that John Locke can do no wrong, is inherently brilliant in ways us peon-like Lost-followers cannot begin to fathom, and is probably Jesus coming back for Judgement Day.

"Dude, want to come to church with me today?"
"What religious affiliation are you, bro?"
"Lockeism--we just analyze every move John Locke makes in the Lost series."
"Hella tight! Count me in!"

Lockeism by theoriginalmarktwain January 18, 2012

lockedinmycoffin

lockedinmycoffin - Beautiful, amazin, talented , pretty eyes, pretty nose, pretty teeth, pretty face, pretty voice, funny, great music taste, soon to be a fortnite pro, my girlfriend and a real ass nigga.

aye yk who lockedinmycoffin is??

yeah that’s my girl bitch ass nigga speak of her again and i will fucking kill you.

lockedinmycoffin by realestniggaeva February 27, 2022

lickerish 

Not a lick, but close.

"Well, that was a little too lickerish for my liking."
"Twizzlers"

lickerish by maaan June 24, 2006

Loserism 

The ability to be a loser

Man, Ede sure can't get a Hawkmoon, his loserism is heavily on display

Loserism by shelbss.w September 2, 2015

Lockedish 

In project management. To make a project fast or immovable as if by a lock, unless somebody involved changes his or her mind and then we can change almost anything to the project.

A: Why are we changing the deliverables on this project? It was locked!
B: Well yeah, lockedish...

Lockedish by FH44 January 18, 2016

lockism 

Lockism Is Study Of Growth mindset

That Guy has lockism On his Mind

lockism by Lockism October 25, 2017

lurkerism 

The tendency to stay on after a movie ends, all the way till the movie credits end, just o make sure the person "doesn't miss anything" like Marvel and DC studio (stupid) after-credit scenes.

I like being a movie usher except for all the damned lurkerism. I just want to clean the damned theater.

lurkerism by killermist November 20, 2017