lent licking cock sucker 

When you your girl sucks your dick like a Down syndrome patient sucking a lollipop.

you don’t have to suck my dick like a Down syndrome patience sucking a lollipop. You lent licking cock sucker

lent licking cock sucker by alchemicwolf89 October 30, 2017

lent boner 

The unholy act of receiving an erection during the hallowed time of Lent. One may be damned to Hell for committing such an act.

"Yo Josiah! John's going to burn in hell for that Lent boner! "

lent boner by ShitholeCountry68 January 19, 2018

Lent Freebie

The 24 hour period exactly 9 months prior to Christmas (the birth of Christ) in which devoted Catholics may indulge in the "Feast of the Annunciation" foregoing Lenten sacrifices, deprivations, promises, etc. without fear of reprisal. In honor of Mary, on her Immaculate Conception.

I gave up chocolate and alcohol for Lent, but a coworker's brother's priest said that we had a lent freebie today on the Feast of the Annunciation (March 25th).

Lent Freebie by MonDarc April 12, 2011

Lent Trap 

In couples where one party is Catholic and the other is not, the unwilling subjection of the non-Catholic to the 40-day ritual of penitence known as Lent.

I was able to avoid the Lent Trap this year because my wife said she's giving up giving up stuff for Lent.

Lent Trap by Wolga September 17, 2017

lent licker 

A female who isn't lesbian but will eat a girl out and vice versa.

School Gossiper: "Dude! I know you like Jessica, but don't go out with her..."
Student: "Why?"
School Gossiper: "Bro, she's a lent licker! If she licks enough lent she's probably gonna dump you for a girl!"
Student: o_o "Damn it..."

lent licker by getlittyyyyy18 September 25, 2017

Lent season fools 

A time during lent where u do a safe, relgious prank

Ha, he pranked me during lent. I forgot it was lent season fools

Lent season fools by Uwuwuwuwuuw February 24, 2023

leap lent 

For a Catholic, not observing Lent every 7th year or so. Real Lent is not really 40 days and 40 nights since it doesn't include the 6 Sundays that occur during it. So, you can skip Lent on the 8th year because you have "made up" for the 40 days by observing 46 days the previous 7 years. It is like a leap year, except for Lent. For instance, observe Lent for 2010 - 2016 and observe Leap Lent for 2017. The extra 2 days can be used differently depending on the Leap Lent observer.

I'm really looking forward to Leap Lent this year. The past so many years I've had to give up so much red meat for a month and a half for Lent and I'm sick of fish!

leap lent by flashwin April 27, 2010