Laundry Theory 

The process of detailing individual steps on an entire project to emphasise the point of extended labour/works when the project could be captured in one grouped process

OPTION A
Person 1: "I did the laundry"
Person 2: "great work, well done"

OPTION B
Person 1: "I...
1. Collected dirty clothes,
2. Sorted the loads in to specific groups i.e. whites, lights, darks, towels, sheets etc,
3. Put the load in machine,
4. Added washing powder/fabric softener,
5. Turned on the machine,
6. Waited for the load to finish,
7. Hung up the clothes,
8. Waited for them to dry,
9. Brought the dry clothes in from the line,
10. Folded clothes,
11. Sorted them by owner groups,
12. Put clothes piles into owners rooms"

Person 2: "Are you pulling a Laundry Theory on me?!"

Laundry Theory by Silverino August 7, 2012

Laundry Lottery 

Laundry Lottery

A situation where one finds cash in a random piece of clothing unexpectedly, where the subject receives and artificial sensation of euphoria, that last for about 5 seconds and feels as though they’ve won the $300 Million power ball. All negative thoughts quickly leave and regardless of the mood the subject is in, they will have a positive outlook on life for the remainder of the day. LL winners who find cash that they thought was originally spent, experience a dual sensation lasting approximately 10 seconds longer.

Situations that make winners of the laundry lottery.

(1) re-wearing clothes from a previous nights affair
(2) left over cash that survives a laundry run
(3) Disillusioned intoxication, where one forgets to pay random debts (e.g. waitresses, bartenders, drug dealers, etc).

Morpheus: “What the fuck are you smiling about?”
Bob: “ I just won the laundry lottery.”
Morpheus: “How much this time?”
Bob: “Found a c-note in my shirt that I forgot to give to the hooker last week”

Laundry Lottery by hellyea October 20, 2005

laundry tiem

laundry tiem is when you hide jizz-covered clothing from your mom when she comes to collect the laundry the next morning. then you try to wash the clothes in the sink.

Oh man, it was terrible. In the morning, my mom came downstairs and went all "laundry tiem" on my ass

laundry tiem by laundrytiem April 23, 2010

laundry troll 

the one who always gets stuck doing the laundry, or who gets stuck with a huge pile of wash.

I am the laundry troll! I live in the basement and smell like dryer lint and Tide! Answer my three questions and I'll fold your undies!

laundry troll by the cheshire kat January 26, 2009

Laundry Asshole

A laundry Asshole is someone who doesn't take their laundry out so someone else can use the washer and/or dryer. Usually found in college campuses or laundromats, though laundromat people are usually more alert to their clothes so they aren't pilfered.

Oh no, why did I leave for dinner right before my laundry was done? I'm gonna be a laundry asshole tonight I guess...

Laundry Asshole by N0where December 11, 2021

laundry day 

The perfect excuse to go commando

I always go commando on Laundry Day

laundry day by g4rf February 24, 2006

Laundry Fairy 

When you empty the washing machine and find a coin at the bottom, you have been visited by the Laundry Fairy, an ethereal being more charitable than the Tooth Fairy (although in some reported cases, the money has been left in exchange for an article of clothing).

Why is this quarter cold & wet? It was a gift from the Laundry Fairy!

Laundry Fairy by Frank Witner January 21, 2011