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An affectionate pet name, coined by the swamp dwelling ogre, Shrek, to describe those who have fallen into his unbreakable grasp. Shrek is love, Shrek is life
"Please...help me laddeh"- Shrek
Laddeh by king swaggledaggle March 3, 2015

hotdog ladder 

A practical joke in which a hotdog is gently leaned against the face of a sleeping friend, creating a tiny ladder between a pillow and the friend's face. A successful hotdog ladder is achieved when one's fingers can be walked from the base of the ladder to the top without waking the friend. It should be noted that the wiener is not intended to be phallic.
Joanna fell asleep early last night and we gave her a hotdog ladder. She was pretty pissed when she woke up.
hotdog ladder by Nathan Shep December 28, 2008

Osama Bin Laden 

Kind of like Waldo, only with a turban instead of a striped hat.
"Where's Waldo"? Do I wanna fucking play "Where's Waldo"? No man, I wanna fucking play "Where's Osama Bin Laden".

Now THAT'S a challenge.
Osama Bin Laden by Hans Gehrke April 22, 2009

Lance McClain 

Lance mcclain deserves more love
Lance mcclain is bi fite me
Lance McClain by keiichimaebara September 12, 2018

Terminal Lance 

A lance corporal in the USMC that will never make it past the rank of E-3 for one reason or another.
Who cares about my PFT im a terminal lance anyways.

Osama Bin Laden 

Osama Bin Laden is dead